Eddbusters

Fighting Death Itself - (Chapter 8)

In the middle of a park that was close to Big Ben, Edd and Matt were seen standing guard. Matt kept looking at the tranquilizer gun that Edd was holding before looking at the giant spork that he, himself was holding. "Uhh....can we switch?" asked Matt. Edd sighs a bit before the two switched their weapons. Matt looks at the tranquilizer gun which was now in his hands before looking back at the giant spork that was now in Edd's possession. "On second thought, I feel way more safer with the spork" said Matt. "Okay" said Edd. The two switched weapons again. "What's taking Tom so long? We all agreed to meet here" said Edd. "He must've taken the bus here" said Matt. "Matt, there's nobody here to give out transportation. We've evacuated everyone remember" said Edd. "Oh yeah....I forgot about that...." said Matt.

[A Few Minutes Later]

After being told about Tom's whereabouts, Matt continued on switching between the tranquilizer gun and the giant spork; however, Edd had enough of switching and the two began fighting on who gets the spork. "Why Edd!? Why won't you let me have the tranquilizer gun?" asked Matt. "I'm tired of switching that's why!" said Edd. "But I want it so bad. Please Edd" said Matt. "No!" yelled Edd. "Oh for crying out loud! When I say that I want the tranquilizer gun, I actually want it, so give it to me!" yelled Matt.

Edd's grip tightened on the tranquilizer gun before his attention goes to something else. "What are you looking aaaaaaat- ....oh dear...it's that chupacabra phantom or better known as Malrido" said Matt. Malrido growls as Edd and Matt quickly went into a steady battle position as Matt held the spork in front of him. Malrido goes up to them while standing on his hind legs as both Edd and Matt shivered a bit at how close he was to them. Matt was about to let out a small whimper, but Malrido beats him to it as he let out bad breath which made Edd and Matt cough in disgust. Malrido then licks Matt's face with his tongue which was long enough to reach Edd's face before closing his mouth.

"Gross! That was disgustingly inappropriate....." said Edd. "Tell me about it! He first lets out bad breath in front of us and then he thought it would be cool to lick our faces. Anyway....I had enough of this. Hey Malrido! What do you think you're doing? Huh? YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" yelled Matt while slamming the end of the spork down right between him and Malrido. Unfortunately, Malrido took this as a threat before growling angry as he quickly took the spork away from Matt before using his strong claws to bend it. "Uh oh...." said Matt. Malrido roars as he readies one of his claws to swip at both Edd and Matt before getting grabbed forcefully by the neck as he got flung into the air. Edd and Matt got a look at the thing that saved them.

It was a large monster with purple horns and black fur. "Yay, thank you mister monster! You've just saved our lives" said Matt. "Wait Matt...this is the destroyer that was given to us in order to stop the phantoms" said Edd. "Really? Sweet! Too bad Tom's not here to see it" said Matt. Suddenly another roar was heard as a large dragon like creature with a head of a falcon that had red scales which had a golden glow to it flew over them. The creature then lets out a stream of fire that touched down on the streets of London. "What is that thing!?" asked Matt. "Apparently Holvisk. Come on, we need to stop him from setting all of London ablaze" said Edd.

[Meanwhile At A Museum]

"Are you sure that this is the place?" asked Tord. "Yes, I'm sure. According to some ancient scripts, the spear must be exposed to moonlight" said Jon. "I see. We need to find an opening in the ceiling for this" said Tord. Tord and Jon walked deeper into the museum as they eventually found an opening which was letting in moonlight. Jon places the spear down on the ground and let's the moon's rays touch the spear. "So how long does it take for this thing to work?" asked Tord.

"Not long which is good since we need to kill Holvisk as it was intended for" said Jon. The jewels on the spear suddenly started to react at they glowed shortly just before one of the walls to the museum was destroyed as Malrido got up unscathed. "Oh my god, it's Malrido!" said Jon. "Don't just stand there, get the spear. I'll distract him for you" said Tord. Jon then proceeds to go over to the spear as Tord fired a stream of photon at Malrido which he dodged before it could hit him. Malrido kept running around the museum at Tord was trying to hit him.

"Stop it! Why are you running? Why are you running!?" asked Tord. As Tord continued chasing Malrido around, Jon got the spear to expand in length before pointing the arrowhead towards Malrido. "All I need is one good shot. Patience Jon, patience" said Jon. Jon waited for a moment where Malrido would be very vulnerable to get hit by the spear till he eventually saw that perfect opportunity to do so. Without any hesitation, Jon throws the spear with all his might as it made its way over to Malrido as it severely, yet fatally, pierced his neck as blood poured out. Malrido then collapses on the ground as he tried to get up, but soon gives up as death takes him. "Woah...Jon, did you just threw that spear at Malrido?" asked Tord who looked surprised. "Yeah I did. It worked. It actually worked! The legend is true" said Jon. "Aw yeah! Since Malrido was a test subject for it, we can now help the others kill off Holsivk" said Tord. "Oh yes we can!" said Jon.