CHICKENS

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    Why? Its cuz they're so frickin weird. I mean seriously LOOK AT THEM

 I mean seriously LOOK AT THEM

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     What the frickin heck. Im done.
    

     Chicken: Cluck cluck motherfricker
     Me:  AHH NUU NU PLEASE STAY AWAY
     Chicken: Nah bro Ima just chill
     Me: *takes out easy bake oven* Ima cook you
     Chicken: No
     Me: Yeah
     Chicken: No *struts away in fabulousness*
     Me: Im done like WhAt

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 25, 2019 ⏰

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