It was a particularly rainy afternoon, and a bitchy girl named Privacy was banging her head against the window, seeing how fast she could kill all of her brain cells. Or, lack thereof. A flash of lightning boomed, and Privacy fell out of her seat.
"Oh no...Wattpad-San... i-I didn't think YeetOnHaters was serious!" She knew she was in trouble. "Huhuhuhu. Silly Privacy. You were always dumb. Yeet never jokes about novelty stories." Wattpad chucked darkly.
And in one swift movement, Wattpad slammed Privacy into a box. The box was dark, and MichaelJackson let out a 'hee-hee', causing Privacy to piss herself.
Michael then ate Privacy, but only after seasoning her with fresh oregano and thyme. Yum yum!
The end.
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Fanfictioni was crazy when I wrote this and I still am crazy I barely remember the context but it's so funny to me I refuse to draft it -Adelaide, 2023 Fuck privacy! She's a bitch. Which is why I made this book. It's mainly for people who will be listed late...
