True Friend - True Love (Papyton story)

PART 1 - Chapter 16

Sans was sleeping in his room.
"oh my meme, we shall pun together!"
The burger made happy dog sounds.
They were near fire so they could be warm for some reason.
"here goes... burgermeme,
i LAVA you!"
The burger jumped in between Sans' hands and started "kissing?" him with sticking his "face" at Sans', while it's ham and cheese spreading up and a ketchup like tongue leaking Sans' teeth.
"god, i never had so much fun in my li-"
"DO, DO - DO - DO, DO - DO - DO, DO - DO - DO - DO - DO - DO, DO - DO - DO, DO - DO - DO, DO - DO - DOOOO - DO - DO, DO..."
Sans heard his phone's ringtone. It became louder and louder every second.
Sans woke up.
It said "paps".
"common paps, did you have to call me now? i had the best dream ever... *sigh*"
Sans answered upset.
"hi paps! just sayin, ya woke me u-"
"I'M GOING OUT WITH METTATON."
"on... a date?"
"NO SANS!! WERE JUST GOING TO GO HANG OUT IN TOWN. WERE NOT EVEN INLOVE..."
"did ya have to call and wake me up from my best dream of all time just to tell me you're going to hang out again with-"
"HE CRIED YESTERDAY."
"o-oh... well, what's wrong with that...?"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?? DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE NEWS LAST NIGHT???"
"oh yeah, the ones where Mettaton's girlfriend did the right thing?"
"SANS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!

DO YOU HATE HIM THAT MUCH?"

"well yeah, he's overly dramatic, he's extremely annoying, his-"
"-HEART IS BROKEN!!"
"he deserves it, and also you don't know how many fangirls left him last night cause he's gay confirmed. he's just a looser."
Papyrus hung up.
"how can paps love this idiot so much?...
i just don't get it..."

Papyrus drove to Mettaton's place.
SANS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, he thought to himself. METTATON ISN'T A LOOSER OR AN IDIOT! ...

...I WAS THE IDIOT..."

Tears started popping in his long black eye sockets.

"BUT METTATON... I KNOW I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS... BUT I DON'T KNOW... HOW...   TO FLIRT."
"OH THAT'S EASY, DARLING. JUST SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME, I'M YOUR FAVORITE STAR AFTER ALL, AREN'T I?"
"NYEH YOU'RE RIGHT!! OKAY... THE SKY IS SO BLUE TODAY, ISN'T IT?"
"OH PAPYRUS... THAT IS NICE, BUT... I MEANT SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME."
"OH... WELL... EHH..."
"OH DON'T BE SHY, SWEETHEART! IT'S JUST ME, WERE FRIENDS AFTERA-"
"Y-YOU'RE A-ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'V EVER LAID MY EYES ON!!!"
"O... OH. THAT WAS QUITE GREAT FOR A STARTER! WANNA TRY AGAIN, DARLING?"
"SURE... UH... YOUR VOICE IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!"
"OH! HEY, MAYBE TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING... A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE?"
"OH ALL RIGHT! HMM... I'V SEEN MANY BEAUTIFUL SHINY STARS IN THE SKY, BUT NON OF THEM WERE AS BEAUTIFUL AND SHINY AS YOU ARE!"
"THAT'S... ////// F... FANTASTIC PAPYRUS!!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU SWEETY!! YOU'LL DO GREAT WITH YOUR CRUSH!!"
"WELL THANK YOU METTATON!"
"NO PROBLE-"
"YOU'VE HELPED ME SO MUCH... BUT... I DON'T REALLY FEEL I LIKE HELPED YOU... NYEH..."
"PAPYRUS."
"Y-YES...?"
"YOU'VE HELPED ME ENOUGH ALREADY."
"BUT I-"
"YOU HEALED ME FROM DEPRESSION!"
"B-BUT YOU DID ME TOO..."
"PAPYRUS,

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE ME TRULY HAPPY!"

I RUINED YOUR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH LUCIA... NOW I'V MADE YOU FEEL TRULY THE WORST, DIDN'T I?... I JUST WANTED YOU TO KEEP BEING HAPPY... AND LOOK AT ME, I JUST ENDED UP RUINING YOUR LIFE... I WISH I WAS THE GREAT PAPYRUS I BELIEVE I AM.

After Papyrus drove in his red car, realizing one of his best ever moment with his favorite star so far, got to his house, and a guard stood there, of course.
"Sorry, can't let you in buddy, if you're not Alphys, Napstablook or Shyren.
THE GUARD DID NOT MENTION SHYREN LAST TIME! WAIT, IS THAT-
The orange cat like monster that everyone known from the underground who sold glamburgers was Mettaton's guard?
"Hey, are ya one of these skeleton's from the underground? Congratulations! Ya see, now I suffer even more with this job! Yay!"
"*sigh* CAN I TALK TO METTATON PLEASE! WERE FRIENDS AND WE PLANNED ON GOING OUT T-"
"Listen buddy, Mettaton can't even get up from his bed. And also... you still count a stranger."
"BURGERPANTS! PLEASE! I..."
"LET HIM IN BP."
The sad robot stood outside of his house.
"METTATON?!"
"HE HAS MY PERMISSION!"
"Okay! Okay! I'll let this guy in! Geez..."
And with that, Burgerpants opened the gate to Mettaton's lovely looking house. Papyrus ran towards his favorite star.
"THANK SO MUCH YOU FOR LETTING ME IN, METTATON! BUT WAIT, DIDN'T BURGERPANTS JUST TOLD ME YOU CAN'T EVEN GET UP FROM BED?"
"WELL I CAN'T JUST IGNORE YOU STANDING THERE!"
"YOU WATCHED ME FROM THE WINDOW?"
"...YES PAPYRUS."
"OH, SO SHOULD WE... GO?"
"YES! JUST A SECOND, I'M GONNA WEAR MY BLACK SUIT!!"
"OKAY!"
While Mettaton ran back to his house, Burgerpants wanted to share some information.
"Hey, did ya know Lucia sells drugs?"
"WAIT, IF SANS IS RIGHT, DRUGS ARE THESE ILLEGAL POISONED PILLS THAT MAKES YOU FILL GOOD, RIGHT?"
"Y-eah... I think you got it."
"SO THAT MEANS... LUCIA IS A CRIMINAL???"
"Yup!"
"WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW..."
"I saw her selling drugs to a creepy guy in a dark street I went by."
"NO WAY THAT'S TRUE! SHE'S KIND AND WAIT... SHE'S ALSO KINDA CREEPY SOMETIMES... AND TOO SEXY... AND... SHE'S KIND OF WEIRD ACTUALLY...... DID SHE TAKE 'DRUGS'?"
"If that's how she is then maybe..."
"T-THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?"
"Cause... she WAS my boss' girlfriend and I could've been kicked out of my job."
"I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'D BE PRICED!! WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... I'M THE REASON THEY BROCK UP..."
"Oh really buddy?"
The orange cat pointed his hand at Papyrus and smiled (actually kinda handsome).
"Than good job! Not that I care much for my boss, but if he would stay with her she might have done some bad things to him..."
"I'M BACK!"
The robot ran out quickly looking all dark again. Papyrus immediately ignored his conversation with BP.
"ALRIGHT LET'S BEGIN OUR 'CHEER UP HANG OUT'!!! NYEH - HEH - HEH!!"
"AWW YOU'RE SO SWEET DARLING!" He blushed. "UH- OH EHH... LET'S GO!"
And with that, the skeleton invited the robot into his car and they both drove downtown.