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tea party

So lazari looks older than you had anticipated. Makes sense having been told why. Apparently using her abilities drains years off her life. Which if you think about it makes sense, the human body is fragile and demons are ment to steal human souls so it's only logical that demon blood being active in a human body should cause advanced aging at a rapid pace. And apparently it affects her mental age, she is currently 18 both mentally and physically now that is wattpad fanfic level of convenient.
Also apparently Sally, being a ghost, is able to change her physical appearance. She is mentally 18, so she uses the fact that she is a ghost to get what she wants. She pretended to be a kid to make you have a tea party with her, and makes herself look like a kid to convince Jess to have tea parties. Basically she is an evil genius.
Speaking of Jess, she is at the tea party.
The look on her face when she walked in was funny at first, but then she got smug.
Jess: so the manly man joins the party
You: of course, a gentleman of the court has to respect her majesty and her wishes. You of all people should understand sir.
Sally sets down a teddy bear at the table in a seat across from you. Natalie sits down next to you.
Natalie: that's Mr. Fluffles.
You: cool
Sally: now that everyone is here I shall start the party.
She claps twice and slenda comes in with snacks and tea. You have to admit Sally goes all out with her tea parties. Slenda sits the snacks and tea at the table. She then proceeds to take a seat at the table. Sally goes to grab the tea, but you grab it first. Everyone looks surprised, and Sally starts to look upset.
You: allow me your highness.
You get out of your seat and pour everyone a cup starting with Sally. She giggles. You even pretend to pour Mr. Fluffles a cup. And she giggles again.
You sit down and start to sip from your cup, And for some reason everyone begins to speak with very poor fancy British accents.
Sally: the weather's in the kingdom is lovely today.
Jess: I concur.
Natalie: yes I have to say the way the sun shines and the rainbow glitters is quite pretty.
You: but the people are in an uproar.
Everyone looks shocked at this comment, but you continue.
You: the people think we need more mandatory tea parties.
Sally quickly, and excitedly speaks.
speaks.
Sally: then we shall make two tea parties a week mandatory.
You: they will settle for no less than three a week.
Sally pretends to look shocked, but you can tell she is enjoying herself.
Sally: they drive a hard bargain.
She pretends to look defeated.
Sally: fine three mandatory tea parties a week.
Everyone else looks shocked, confused, and upset at you. Except Slenda, who is happy that someone else is willing to have tea parties with Sally. Though you don't know that.
You all finish up your tea party and leave. As you are leaving Sally, and lazari stop you.
Sally: that was fun, the most fun I've had in a while. Thank you.
Sally hugs you.
Lazari: thanks for that. We heard men hate tea parties. But you played along, you even broke norm of just agreeing with Sally and waiting for the tea party  to be over. We really thank you.
Lazari then hugs you. You can't help but get a little chub when you feel her boobs make contact with you. You blush and tell them it was nothing then hurry off to clean the next room.