creepypasta fem x male reader

tu habes latinam?

The title means "you have latin?"
Finnaly i can put a use to the two years of latin i have TvT
On with the chapter lol

Slenda had teleported to deal with her sister, and you heard chattering outside your room. It made you worry, perhaps zalga can smell you. What's that noise, you look around then at the door. You realise it was someone knocking. You say nothing, of course you don't you're worried it might be zalga. Then you hear something you didn't wanna hear from a voice you don't recognize. You already know from what they say, who it is.
Zalga: I can smell you, answer the door and we'll make this quick boy.
You: how do you smell me I took a bath.
You think you heard her giggle.
Zalga: you know what I mean human, stultus plebeius.
Even though the last part was whispered you recognise it's meaning.
You: ego sum non stultus, sed fortasse ego sum plebeius. ( I am not stupid, but perhaps I am a plebeian.)
Zalga: tu habes latinam! Me amici tu dixit bonus latinam?(you have latin! My friend you speak good latin? Man latin grammer is rough isn't it)
You: ita, ego dixit bonum latinam. Fortasse tu debes non interficis me, me amici.( yes, I speak good latin. Perhaps you ought not to kill me, my friend.)
Zalgo then proceeds to kick down the door and jump at you. Now you may be wondering if you forgot the five d's of dodgeball, and the answer may shock you. You duck out of her way and remember all your hard work, you are able to dodge wrenches so you should be able to dodge her. That theory was wrong, and you realise this fact when she grabs you from behind and pins your face between her breasts.
Authors note: wow what a predicament I have gotten you into. Turns out she is passionate for latin, wonder why a demon would like latin. Jokes aside I couldn't find much about zalgo so I tried to give them an interesting introduction in this chapter and a entertaining personality. Or should I say pair of personalities >v>.