Wait... what even is this title? How does a banana evol— WHAT THE? Coming back to our protagonist, it seems he has grown legs and a mouth. Sadly, no arms or a nose. It is actually very scary.
It seems he can defend himself. His looks scare away all predators. Doesn't matter if they are big or small. It also seems he can make some sort of screaming noise... For example, a bird came after our yellow crescent-shaped friend. To not be eaten, he ran towards the bird screaming. The bird was mildly confused and didn't realize the banana thing had climbed onto a branch. He leaped off and drop kicked the bird. The bird was sent flying somehow. This became a story passed through generations of animals.
P.S. The protagonist is a banana and doesn't really need to eat anything. I'm putting that out there.
