Story Mashups

The life of Mr. Zombie Pigman

Once upon a time, there was a pig eating a carrot. It was also fat, and had a pink color... wait no, it was color black, and lived in a place called Blackville along with other black pigs. But, there was one odd one. It was white, with a big nose, and he eats potatoes with fish. One day, she had *** with a farmer and when she was pregnant, her baby was half human half pig, a pigman and it's color was black and white, and was on Micheal Jakson's music video. But sad to say, he died on March 58, 7511. Mr. Pigman became a zombie the next day and kills 85 black pigs everyday. On March 99, 7511, he was the only pig alive... and, someone killed him and ate his body and transformed into a zombie pigman and he promoted cannibalism. 16 years later, in the year 7518, he got infected by ebola virus that came from a farmer named Bolbola. Micheal Jakson recuited him again and made the music video thriller. The next thing that happened, Micheal Jakson was found dead. Mr. Zombie Pigman commited suicide on Nicki Minaj. Micheal Jakson revived, and didn't give up on his music video. He got killed by Pewdiepie. Aftet that, Pewdiepie had a car crash because of Fluttershy. She was playing with BARRELS!! on the road. Pewdiepie survived it, but had a broken neck, leg, arm, and butt. But he still continued videoing, and became overpopular that even Mr. Zombie Pigman returned from the dead to ask for his signature, I mean autograph. But too sad for Mr. Zombie pigman, Pewdiepie went to the Insomia Convention in UK, and left Mr. Zombie Pigman with Edgar, Pewdie's dog. Pewdiepie went back to his home and took Edgar to the convention. And once again, left Mr. Zombie Pigman, but this time, with Ceasar. And they both felk inlove with eachother and got married on June 67, 7580. But Mr. Zombie Pigman got angry and killed Ceasar for good. The Mr. Zombie Pigman played minecraft on Pewdiepie's PC, and killed his brother called Mr. Zombie Piggieman. After that, he got sucked into the game and lost his freedom to think. Then Pewdiepie killed him on day 70 of playing. And that is Mr. Zombie Piggman's legend, life, and works. The end!