DC Super Hero Girls X Ben 10

Shock it to Me

Lois Lane: [gasps] Leslie Willis. I see you let yourself in. Again. What brings you by?

Lesllie Willis: Just saving your newspaper, Lois. I've got an idea that'll make it at least somewhat readable.

Lois: Make it fast. I got deadlines.

Leslie: Picture this. A gossip column written by yours truly.

Lois: Not a chance.

Leslie: What? Why not? Worried I'll upstage the puff pieces you write? Saving cats. Seriously?

Lois: Look, Willis. You got spunk, gumption, bravado, all qualities of a great reporter, but gossip columns are too mean, and not to put too fine a point at it, so are you. Anything else?

Leslie: [groans]

Lois: [slurping]

[electricity crackling]

Lois: [yelps]

[camera shutter clicks]

Leslie: [laughs wickedly] Too mean, eh, Lois Lame? Well, the public loves mean, and I'm gonna give 'em all they can handle.

[beeping]

Leslie: [snickering]

[electricity crackling]
[camera shutter clicks]
[electricity crackling][thuds]
[electricity crackling]
[door slams][camera shutter clicks][beeping][bell ringing][electricity crackling][camera shutter clicks]

Garth: [sniffles] You deserve better, buddy. [groans]

[electricity crackling]

Garth: [screams]

[girls laughing]

Diana: Poor Garth. Why on the name of Hera do you laugh?

Babs: Because it's funny.

Diana: "Funny"? Is this what the world of man finds humorous? This suffering of others?

Zee: [chuckles] Oh, it's just an embarrassing moment, Diana. We all have 'em.

Diana: And we are all hurt when we are mocked and ridiculed. Mankind is better than this.

Boy: Hey, look! It's Lois Lame.

[laughing]

Leslie: Hey, Lois. Bet you wish you had a gossip column now.

Lois: Ugh!
[electricity crackling]

Leslie: [laughing]

[all laughing][girls whistling]

Leslie: Hmm.

[elevator dings]

Leslie: Oh! Things are looking up. Or should I say, down.

[crackling]

Leslie: [laughs mischievously]

(Ben is at the mall with a Sumo Slammers video game)

Ben: that cant be good the elevator is gonna crash I bet Four arms can handle this