The derpy love triangle

Party Time part 1

ZE'S POV:
Today is my birthday and my new plan is coming together. I bought 10 packs of beer and made sure to invite a lot of people.
Step 1
Get Minx drunk
Step 2
Try to het Minx in bed with me
Step 3
Get caught
Step 4
Chilled breaks up with Minx
Step 5
She becomes my girlfriend
I didn't want to hurt Chilled like this but I loved Minx. They do say people do weird things for love.
CHILLED'S POV:
It was Ze's birthday and I still didn't get his present. If I didn't get him a present soon Minx wouldn't kiss me ever. I asked if anyone else has to buy Ze a present, but I was only one who didn't. Galm bought Ze a capture card. Tom bought Ze a lab coat (Ze always wanted one). And Smarty bought Ze a hat. Not just any hat but the Ze hat with the viking horns and everything. I face-palmed so hard.
C: You do know he already has a hat like that one right.
S: Now he has 2. The more the merrier.
C: You guys are gonna let him get away with that present.
T: Chilled you know that Smarty is too lazy to get a real gift. So we didn't care that much.
Sigh Smarty the laziest member of the Derp Crew, so lazy he could get away with anything.
I decided to get Ze a game from Gamestop since no one else did. When I walked into Gamestop I saw them selling Halo Anniversary copies. Me and Galm had our copies and Smarty was getting his copy later. If I bought Ze and Minx a copy we could FFAs. I went to buy a copy but their was only one copy left. I was now faced with the hardest decision ever. Who gets the copy. Ze or Minx. Easy Ze.
MINX'S POV:
Me and Smarty were making sone food for the party when he asked me
S: So hows dating Chilled been?
M: Chilled an amazing boyfriend best one I ever had.
S: How many boyfriends have you had Minx?
I've only been with one person before Chilled. And they were a girl.
M: Well only one.
S: Then of course he's gonna be the best out of a list of 1.
That made me laugh Smarty may be annoying, well and bad at video games, but he's a funny guy. As long as he doesn't use puns. After we made the food I heard the door ring. I went to answer it to see the most popular group on YouTube. The Creatures.
JAMES'S POV:
Woah. This place was huge. They said we should've rented a hotel, I'm certain that their house can fit everyone. When we got here Chilled's girlfreind Minx answered the door.
M: Whats up guys.
K: Nothing much just outside.
M: Why are you outside.
K: Cuz I wasn't invited in.
J: Get in here Jordan.
S: You aren't funny Koots
M: The others will be here later you guys can just crash on the couch. Ze us recording some birthday stuff. Galm is just recording cuz he always does. Tom is sleeping and Smarty is taking a shower.
A: And your boyfriend.
(CT means Creatures Tom)
CT: Yeah wheres Chilly he said we'd record some gmod when we got back. And I wanna set up an actual date to record.
M: Well he is behind you if you wanna ask him.
CHILLED'S POV:
C: Hey Kootra, James, Tom, Seamus, Dan. Where's Dex?
K: He didn't wanna come.
C: Cool by the way I got Ze his present.
M: Awesome just remember to put my name on it. Anyway you guys can catch up I gotta get ready.
C: I should to I guess.
Upstairs
M: What you get Ze.
C: Halo Master Chief Collection
M: Thats soo cool.
C: So I got him a present.
M: Oh right.
She then kissed me. This is gonna be an awesome party.