If Mirage was a robber

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Mirage: Ok I talked about this...put the money in the bag..money in...the bag, ok.

Insert Mirage kicking open the door of the nearest Seven Eleven

Mirage: PUT THE MONEY IN MY ASS B- Jesus fu- [insert him shooting cashier]


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