Caustic: Alright so let's start with a simple problem to start our day, ok so here's one. Tae has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Octavi-
Octane: Wait why does Crypto have so much soap?
Crypto: MIND YO BUSINESS OCTAVIO, WHY YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT?! IT'S MY LIFE, DAMN
Octane:.....
Caustic: Are ya'll done? Alright so let me finish up my problem! Alright so Tae has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Ajay 6. How many bottles of dish soap will Tae have left?
Crypto: 6?! I'M NOT EVEN GIVING HER ONE! SHE AINT GETTING ANY O- HEY AJAY!
Lifeline: ?
Crypto: STEP YO ASS BACK!
Caustic: HEY TAE, GIVE HER THE DISHSOAPS! IT'S IN THE PROBLEM!
Crypto: I CAN GIVE HER SOME, CAUSE I SEEN HER PICKING HER NOSE EARLIER, YEA I SEEN THAT AJAY, YOU AINT SLIK! D I S G U S T I N G! GET YO HAND OVER HERE AND GET SOME SOAP!
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HumorI saw people doing this, I felt inspired, so I am doing one of my own Basically what this is is something to just make you laugh as I put the apex characters in random shit, I might draw one out, I might not, you never know. Anyway I hope you enjoy...
