suck my balls part two

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DANIEL
It's so sad that Nico doesn't has a seat for next year. I'm so sorry for you.

KEVIN
Very sad.

GEORGE
And who sucks then Kevins balls?

LANDO
Asking the important question.

SEB
Nobody wants to know that.

LANDO
Then i'm nobody.

ALEX
Hello nobody, i'm Alex. Nice to meet you.

LANDO
Hey Alex.

SEB
Bitte rette mich Gott. (Please save me god.)

NICO
Da kann dir Gott auch nicht mehr helfen. Leider. (God can no longer help you there either. Unfortunately.)

DANIEL
Come on guys, that's unfair. We can't speak German.

SEB
I know, that's why.

LEWIS
Seb don't be so mean. Don't had a good day?

ALEX
But Nico, you wouldn't suck his balls, would you?

NICO
Yeah man, every day. You know?

KEVIN
Also a liar, wow didn't expect that of you.

SEB
No Lew, I hadn't. It was awful.

LANDO
Woah, wait a minute! You are allowed to call Lewis „Lew"?

CHARLES
You see! That's what I'm saying!

NICO
Kevin, don't be so shy.

DANIEL
Guys, stop! You are writing again completely confusing!

KEVIN
I hate you.

NICO
I love you too.

LEWIS
Seb, if you want to talk you can call me.

LANDO
They are so cute. I ship it!

ALEX
Yes!

SEB
What do you ship?

LANDO
Oh nothing.

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