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top or bottom

ALEX
Guys?

MAX
Yeah?

GEORGE
Oh no, that can't be anything good...

LANDO
What?

ALEX
Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom?🤨
I probably would be excited to just have a bunk bed.

GEORGE
I said it.

LEWIS
...

LANDO
I'm gonna tell him.

SEB
Don't you dare!

LEWIS
Lando, no!

ALEX
What?😶

LANDO
Lando, yes!

SEB
Lando, no!

LANDO
Lando, maybe?

KIMI
Lando...

LANDO
Lando, no.
☹️

ALEX
Would somebody tell me what you are talking about?

CHARLES
Oh god, Alex...

GEORGE
Somebody has to tell him!

LEWIS
His soul is to pure for that.

SEB
Nobody is gonna tell him.

MAX
It's about sex.

LEWIS
Max no!

ALEX
What? About sex?

DANIEL
Alex...
You are to pure for this world.

CHARLES
And we need to protect it at all costs.

ALEX
I'm still confused.

SEB
It's bette like that.

MAX
I could explain you...

LEWIS
Max!

MAX
Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell him.

SEB
Good.

DANIEL
Max is a bottom.

LANDO
I didn't wanna know that!

MAX
Wtf no!

DANIEL
...

MAX
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

GEORGE
I'm out...