SDR2 group chat: Oh look! Gay Fuqbois!

F.R.I.E.N.D.S But SDR2

(F.R.I.E.N.D.S Group Chat)

Ibuki Mioda: So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Nagito Komeada: Your job's a joke you're broke

Souda Kazuichi: Your love life's D.O.A!

Hajime Hinata: It's funny you sang that part.

Souda Kazuichi: Hey!

Hajime Hinata: Lol

Ibuki Mioda: Ibuki is changing your chat names!

(Ibuki Mioda changed their name to Sc3n3 K1d)

(Sc3n3 K1d changed Nagito Komaeda's name to ExplosiveBagels)

ExplosiveelesBagels: Bagels sound pretty good right about now. I think I'll go get some.

(Sc3n3 K1d changed Hajime Hinata's name to Orange Juice)

Orange Juice: Ibuki

Orange Juice: Ibuki why?

(Sc3n3 K1d changed Souda Kazuichi's name to SodaPopButNotHot)

SodaPopButNotHot: Is that and Outsiders reference? Also, HEY!

Sc3n3 K1d: Yay! Ibuki is happy Souda picked up on the Outsiders reference! : )

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: What the fuck is going on here? Do you know how goddamn late it is!?

(Sc3n3 K1d changed Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu's name to BabyGangsta)

BabyGangsta: DON'T CALL ME BABY GANGSTA!

Mikan Tsumiki: H-Hi e-e-everyone! 

Sc3n3 K1d: Hi Mikan! Welcome to Ibuki's group chat!

(Sc3n3 K1d changed Mikan Tsumiki's name to PastleNurse)

PastleNurse: I-I re-remember th-that! Dr-Dressing in all pa-pastel w-was r-really f-fun!

Sc3n3 K1d: Ibuki agrees! That Halloween was really fun!

BabyGangsta: How the fuck are you able to stutter through text?

PastelNurse: I-I don't k-know. I-I'm s-sorry!

Sc3n3 K1d: No! It's fine! Your stutter is apart of you and you don't need to change it!

PastelNurse: Th-Thank you for b-being so kind.

Sc3n3 K1d: No prob! : )

PastelNurse: : )

Orange Juice: Someone help.

Orange Juice: Like no, seriously, can someone come to me and Nagito's dorm I need help.

SodaPopButNotHot: What happened?

Orange Juice: He got stuck on the ceiling.

BabyGangsta: Wait, hold up, wasn't he getting bagels?

Orange Juice: From what I've learned from dating him is that luck works in weird ways and that you should always be prepared for some crazy shit.

Orange Juice: He said that he went to get some bagels from the cabinet and some how the vent made a gust of wind so strong that he got pushed upwards.

Orange Juice: Even worse, we found out that there's something suuuuper sticky on our celing and we have no idea what it is.

Orange Juice: Well, I guess it's kinda lucky because now we know there's something sticky. Maybe me and Ko can try to get rid of it after we un stick him.

BabyGangsta: Ugh. He's rubbing off on you with his weird ass hope-luck thing. Keep your ass right there. I'll come.

SodaPopButNotHot: Hold up! I'm coming too!