Moon Echo
In the year 1563 greek astronomer Pythagoreaus Galililei discovered that if you stare directly at the moon and aim your voice at it just right, it will echo back your voice in 12 minutes. The phenomenonmenon may take many tries to work. Yell loudly to experience the fullest effect. It will blow your mind!
How To Escape This Black Hole We're Trapped Inside Of
One of the biggest science misconceptions of our time is the belief that we are not living inside a supermassive blackhole. Everything in our observable universe is just the insides the supermassive black hole we're trapped inside. Nothing can escape a black hole - not even light! We're pretty much stuck here for good. That is, until all matter inside reaches a singularity, rebounds outwards and transforms into a white hole, spewing all it's matter outwards. One sec, brb.
I'm back. Oh yeah. Wait, where was I. Oh yeah.
So, black holes. Oh yeah, so you know how astrophysicists say our universe is exanding? As if that's some crazy impossible mystery? Well, because our entire observable universe is just a black hole, it is just sucking in stuff from outside of it. As it sucks stuff in, it grows and grows like I do when I can't stop eating a hot fresh batch of McDonald's fries.
The blackness that fills our universe and it's border is just all the matter being sucked into it at light speed. It's all moving so fast that it appears as a black invisible nothing, whereas blackness is the presence of all color and therefore quantifies the inadequecies of interplatonic polarization in the space-time realm's dimension.
So if you want to escape this supermassive black hole we're trapped inside, good luck because you aren't going faster than the speed of light anytime soon. Just stay here. With me. Forever. Friends. You can have some of my fries.
How To Clean Your Nose
A clean nose is essential for looking great and smelling great. The nose plays a crucial role in experiencing the world around you. A good sense of smell protects you from harmful gases like sulphur as well as from harmful gases like sulphur and even from harmful gases like sulphur.
So how can you keep this bodily organ clean and healthy? There are two common methods that have been proven to work the best. Would you please shut up and let me explain? Thanks. Sorry if that sounded harsh.
One way is to use a noseologist-recommended nosebrush. The nosebrush looks like a pencil handle with brissels and brushs on its tip. Just smear professionally-recommended nosepaste on the tip of the brush and scrub inside both nostrils thoroughly for 2 minutes each. Here's a photo of three different kinds of nosebrushes: http://preview.tinyurl/nosebrushes
Another great way to clean your nose is by using a nostril powerwasher. This method is self-explanetary. Nostirl powerwashing rinse comes in strawberry or cherry flavor. As a word of caution, never use a nostirl powerwasher any more powerful than 1000psi as it may damage sensitive anatomical structures deep inside nose. Clean well, live well, smell well.
10 out of 9 Noseologists recommend brushing your nose every twice every wednesday.
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