Piano Boys

Unleash Crazy Love

authors note: this part and the next are very emotional parts so be prepared to cry.

backstory: about to go to drive in movie. currently in bed. morning time. 8am. movie at 10am.

  moe: morning gorgeous
  reet: ah! good morning! todays a wonderful day!
  moe: hello hi.
  reet: hi hey
  moe: hi
  reet: hello
  moe: lets go. eat breakfast.
  reet: what u want? to eat. for breakfast.
  moe: hmmmmm
  reet: thai k
  moe: dieodedrant.
  reet: what brand my love?
  moe: its a secret dear
  reet: come on please!!!
  moe: secret
  reet: tell me
  moe: secret
  reet: daddy
  moe: secret
  reet: teeelllll
  moe: its secret!!
  reet: ohh you mean brand secret!! sorry my bad!
  moe: yes secret
  reet: i want doce. doce doce doce dove
  moe: doce!! me too!
  reet: lets eat.
  moe: oh whats dove 🤮 i prefer doce
  reet: shut up. ill have old spice then
  moe: i like toms bc it dont wirk. then i can smell the must!
  reet: mmmmm no
  moe: nose
  reet: nobody nose
together they drive to drive in movie
  reet: its only 9
  moe: 10 am
  reet: ok
  moe: what movie dis
  reet: the outsiders
  moe: no way
  reet: i knee youd like it bc of our old friend nick
  moe: i thought this was nemo
  reet: ni no
  moe: nick? nick
  reet: nick
  moe: nick? nick???! ok
  reet: hair-cut. nick
  moe: ok
  reet: lets watch
moes becomes a cat as he slides his finger
  reet: howd you go cat mose mode
moes fingers go into the popcorn bowl
  reet: you cant pick up popcorn wit your finger!! oh ok
moes finger goes deeper
reet does the same move
moes finger goes into sourpatch bag
reet does the same
moe waves to reet by wiggling his index finger
reet waves back with one toe
moe and reet entangle their toes and fingers togther
  moe: i feel the connection
  reet: me too
they make out
  moe: ok 11pm time to make baby
  reet: in car drive in movie??
  moe: not 10 am. 11 pm
  reet: oh dory. sory sorry. fuck
  moe: i like that name for a child. dory. doey is also cute
  reet: no ok yea remind me of female deer
moe whispers into reets ear " dont leave the toilet seet up. santas watching"
  reet: ok
  moe: 12 pm. 12 am. not 12 pm. 12 am
  reet: moe are u time traveler!!!????????
  moe: no im human
  reet: ok
  moe: ok
  reet: i didnt ask. i dont care
  moe: nail salon artist???
  reet: no
  moe: yes u did dud
  reet: shut up no stop
  moe: i hate u
  reet: you never stop talking
moe leaves
  reet: i hate u more  bye
moe throws trash at reet.
  moe: u stinky
  reet: u the one who uses toms 🤮 i never even like you
  moe: HAHAHAHAHAHAH GOTTEM i switched ur dove for toms. u stinky
  reet: i used u fo penis
  moe: i used you for that ritmo spot. ur trash and stinky. smelly
  reet: i am not stinky i use victoria secret bombshell
  moe: no
  reet: yes
  moe: 1 am
THE END

if you didnt cry, ur not human. bye