Iplier ego boyfriend book

New character: Illinois

((I should stop adding characters.))

Meeting him:

Your father was a rich man. And you'll admit, he's an idiot using it. He buys a lot of useless stuff. And he basically rubs it in peoples faces.

And your embarrassed to call him your father. But it was his birthday, and he invited you to come on an adventure with him. He said he had hired a man who knew how to make adventures last.

You were sad to see that you were the only one who showed up to his birthday adventure. Why? Probably because your siblings know he's an asshole. And you didn't want to be rude and not come to your fathers own birthday.

So, it was just you and him. Waiting at this weird hotel on the edge of the jungle so you can wait for your 'tour guid' as you call it.

But you both waited about an hour. And you were fur sure this man didn't want anything to do with your father. And you were rightfully glad.

But sadly, your tour guid finally arrived. And he looked well fit for the job. So at least your father wasn't cheap on getting a tour guid.

"Hello. My name is Illinois. I'll be your tour guid today. But I have to warn you. We're going to some places that will probably...most likely...lead to your death. But I don't have to tell you that. You signed a contract!"

Your eyes widen. "Dad. You didn't tell me this was going to be dangerous." You spat at him. "You said this was going to be fun and relaxing."

"Where's the fun in that?" Your father scoffed. Following Illinois to a Jeep.

"Oh god. This is going to be hell..." You whisper. Getting on the Jeep.

"Don't worry. I'm a trained professional...sort of..." Illinois laughed.

Second meeting:

So far, your adventure has an interesting one. You all went through the forest. Almost got eaten by a lizard with too many teeth in your opinion. And you fell into a pile of what you hope to be mud.

You all stopped to eat lunch but you were just trying to find someway to get all this mud off of you. "God this is the worst..."

"Not much of an Outdoor Person?" Illinois said. Watching you try and wash off all the mud. "Let me guess...your father dragged you here?"

"Sadly, I'm here by choice. It's his birthday and I didn't want to be rude." You mumble. Sitting down on a rock.

Illinois nodded. Sitting next to you. "Let me guess. He's one of those asshole rich people? I can tell from the way he talks to me." He snickered.

You give a small laugh. "Yeah. He is..." You smile at Illinois. At least your on good terms.

"How about I end it early for you huh? You look like your having a rough day..."

"Thank you. So much."

His thoughts about you:

'(Y/n) is a lovely person. And she is kind of relatable in some way. I love how kind she is to her father even though he's clearly an asshole with all that money stuck up his ass.'

He finds out your going on a date:

Illinois was very jealous once he found out a guy asked you out on a date. And it was your fathers young limo driver too!

"George." Illinois spat as he watched the limo driver pull up.
"Illinois." George spat back. Watching as you point to him and give him a signal that you were almost ready.