107 awkward moments

So I'm posting another story guys, this one's going to be less seroius than my others:P It's basically about a girl who experiences 107 awkward moments then suffers the consequences. Anyway vomment please lovlies:)<3

Awkward moment #1 When your little sister ACTUALLY eats your homework

As we all know, the home of all awkward moments, is school. I'll explain, basically, I wasn't having a lucky day, and it was a Monday, time for school again. As I woke up late, I had to get ready quicker than normal. I got downstairs and grabbed an apple, but when I got to the table I noticed my maths homework wasn't there, which is weird, considering that's where I left it. I just assumed mum had put it in my bag already, that's when I heard a noise behind me.

RIIIIIPPPPP!!!!

I turned and that's when I saw my little sister with my homework in her mouth. Oh no. I had to stop this!

"No Oli, give me the nice paper please." If I let her know I was panicking, she'd bite me, and I somehow wasn't in the mood to get bitten. "NO! Baaad boy!" Then she swallowed and started crying because it was disgusting. Serves her right, she probably thought it was bean flavoured, she 'lavs' beans. So I just left Olivia alone to her strange thoughts, and by alone I ment in the kitchen, not the house, mum was upstairs, Olivia is only four.

When I got to the bus stop, I wondered how I was going to explain this to my teacher. He's probably normal, and knows no normal child eats paper, and if they did they'd spit it out. But Oli's not normal. At all. My teacher can be quite prudish with me, oh what's that I hear? Oh yes, it's the bells of detention coming towards me. Shut up bells.Go pick on someone who hangs you on toys then sells you so cats scratch you. That's quite a good joke actually. No it isn't actually. Oh weldy well.

So, a million years after I got to school (i.e first lesson), I got detention. I blame my friend Harmony actually. The teacher had completely forgotten about it, until the end of the lesson. But that's because Hars, being the teacher's pet she is, stuck her stupid hand up in the air eagerly and said "You forgot the homework!" Of course, the teacher listened (well no one else does) and collected it in. But when he got to me, I had to come up with an intelligent excuse for not doing it. "My little sister ate it." Why in the name of Beelzebub did I tell the truth?! Anyway, I got detention. At the end of the lesson, Hars and I started walking to Latin, this is why she asked the teacher about the homework.

"I want to do well in my exams."

"How is one bit of homework going to help with your exams?" Hahaha, I could see I had her, her ears were going red, it was quite amusing.

"Well you should have come up with a better excuse."

She doesn't think I know that? She doesn't think I tried? Shows how good a friend she is. Or am I being harsh? Hmmmm....

No I'm not.