107 awkward moments

Awkward moment 3

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Awkward moment #3 When your best friend accidentally hits you in the face with a hockey stick

I couldn't wait for P.E, especially as today was hockey. Hockey is my favourite sport, nothing clears stress more than hitting a ball towards a net and hitting people's shins. I like my teacher as well, although, she's sometimes more of an advertiser than a teacher, always going on about some type of P.E club. I had it next, after Science, with the teacher of death. She was ramballing on about physics, or something about lights and rainbows. Anyway I passed a note to Harms, to pass time:

Hey Harms,

I was thinking, during P.E, wouldn't it be awesomely hilarious if we played tag with our hockey sticks?

Jazzerrr xx

After what seemed like forever, Harmony replied:

No, we could hurt somebody.

Well, if we do, just say they were in our way? Xx

No.

Is that your favourite word?

No.

Shut up Harmony.

Hahaa, she stopped replying after that. WIN! That probably means she'll agree to do it in the end. She's such a goodie-goodie. Once she got caught withoout her beret, and she actually cried and begged not to be in trouble. Trés pathetico. Oh well, there's Harmony for you.

P.E WAS DREADFUL!!! Harmony and I did tag, and the whole class joined in! I think it's starting to become a bit of a trend. The teacher told us to stop being silly, in fact, I believe her exact words were "Stop this foolishness at once or I'll send you to the head!" She was of course, looking at me like it was my idea. Which it was. Still, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Anyway, P.E was going really well, unfortunatly Harmony can't co-ordinate stuff to save her life. Well, she was 'it', and came to tag me, and when she did, she hit me in the face! Of course, she was crying, probably to avoid getting in trouble, I got sent to the nurse, and Harmony came and she said "That was an accident, and I'm sorry. But maybe if you hadn't been so childish and insisted on playing this foolish game, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

"Couldn't you have gone for somewhere more covered, like, I don't know, my leg?"

"That's where I was aiming." Typical, lord rescue me.

Anyway, she now believes it's my fault she has detention friday, like it's my fault my face seems to attract sticks. At the nurses she prodded my nose (Ouchie!) and said she thought I'd broken my nose and should probably get it checked out at hospital. "I thought you were a qualified nurse. Miss Nursie."

"If I was I wouldn't be at this job." Charming. Miss Nursie isn't her actual name by the way, that's just  what I call her since she's nurturing, possibly a re-incarnation of Hitler?

Oh well, must dash to the hospital, adios!