Based on a true story
Papa Luigi walked into the store while Mama Bowsette watched him to see if he was cheating. He had been spending a lot of time with Le Monke recently. "Hey, Papa Kong" Papa Luigi said. "OOO OOO BANANA STOLEN KERCHOO!" (Translation: My wife left me and my kid got taken away. The law system is unfair and unjust, for the mother almost always wins. Why did I have to lose custody, man?) "I'm sorry, bro" said Papa Luigi
"Hi, it's me Sans UnderTale" Papa Sans screamed as he walked in. Le'4che Henry materialized. "Who needs a quote when you have a number in your name? I, Le'4che Henry, have searched far and wide. Papa Luigi, will you marry me?" Henry proclaimed
"No" Luigi said calmly. Lightning McMeth zoomed in screaming KERCHOO repeatedly, slaughtering innocents ruthlessly.
*Spooky Music Intensifies*
Then, Papa Mario, who is not safe for everything he's done, walks in with Adolf Hitler. "I beat Papa Yoshi, and Papa Bowser is my friend." Screamed Papa Mario. Papa Bowser then entered the store, breathing fire on not just the men, but the women, and the children too.
Papa Mario then resorted to cannibalism since he missed his second dinner of chicky nug nugs and chocky milk. Papa Mario ate Papa Yoshi without hesitation.
Suddenly, MANNY HEFFLEY appeared and destroyed everyone by morphing into a hyper sentient, hellbent, indestructible super being. He then destroyed the store by monotonously saying "JOE MAMA"
Papa Luigi ducked, then ran to save his friends. He got most of them, but Greg Heffley was lost. Mama Bowsette ran over to see if her father, Papa Bowser, was safe. She thanked her husband for saving hey dad, then they SMASHed. It was EPIC. The event was scarred into everyone's brain, but they were happy. Mario then ate Papa Toad. Papa Mario's hunger was satisfied, and all was good.
