I got off of my fat ass and got on my bike. I was headed to the only place that made me happy, Chuck E. Cheese's. I put Cornelius in my backpack and drove off. I sang in my mind, "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick these nuts and suck the dick." I remembered how much Chris loved licking nuts. I hid my nuts in my pants so he wouldn't try to get at them. I peddled into the parking lot and got off my bike. I opened the doors. All the lights were off. It was dark. I heard a whisper, "3,2,1." I got frightened about what the countdown was for. "Surprise!" all my friends and family screamed. I almost had a heart attack. I ran out the door and into the forest with Cornelius. I thought in my head. "I won't let the monsters eat me! Not like you did to Spike!" Spike was my dog. He was 19 years old when he was eaten. He was very weak too. I guess that's just who the monsters hunt down. I continued to run as fast as I could, I tripped over a log and I face planted into some rabbit shit. I licked my lips and instantly knew that the rabbit had eaten blueberries. But it didn't matter. It was just me and Cornelius against the wild.
