You click the off button on your alarm. You sit up and stretch.
"Another day, another round of responsibilities" you do jazz hands then sit up.
You walk into the kitchen to a nice surprise. Who could it be? Of course it's Endeavor.
"How did you get into my house?" You ask the big boi
"Crawled through the window." He says with a big ol smirk.
"How did you... um... fit?" You ask trying to sound nice.
"The author is too lazy to add a reason." He says winking. Shoosh
"Oh ok." You look out the window. Then you here a swoosh and Enji boio is right next to you.
"Oh Y/N~" Enji says seductively "I got you a little present for Christmas/other-holiday-you-celebrate"
"W-what is it Enji?" You say as you try to hide your blushing face.
"Oh I have a black 17 inch thick dildo." Enji says with a smirk my brother told me to put that
"The fuq" You say with a tiny gasp
"I'm joking I actually have a SECRET!" Endeavor says happily
"Ohhhh But i cant wait until Christmas..." You say with an exasperated sigh
"Well wait or imma beat you." Endeavor threatens you cause he's like that
"LE GASP! How dare you?!" You be so shook right now.
"Right Right... lick my-" Endeavor begins speaking
"HAHA, NO!" You turn and run out the house cause you very spooked now.
"Oh, y/n~ don't run" Endeavor says flirtingly that's not a word
"Yeah, no, bye!" You yeet onto the road
"Oh no my love interest" Endeavor yeets himself and grabs you right before you get hit from a truck woo I was playing gmod soooo
"Agh what happened" you say 100% spooked
"You almost died, oh and it's Christmas now." Endeavor says sarcastically
"How?" You say 169% spooked
"The author used a time skip and was lazy and forgot to make a chapter for Christmas so this is it" Endeavor says as he realizes this is probably the most any one has said in the book
"Oh I guess that's cool... can I open my gift now. Oh wait it's a dildo right? Meh I'll take it and- fuq me harder- wait what I didn't say anything, meh I don't care. Wanna go on a date?" You smirk
Endeavor gets depression "FINE I'll go on a date with you. Angry Endeavor noises"
"HAHA YEAH IM REALLY COOL!" You say proudly then grab Endeavor's arm
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HI ITS AUTHOR CHAN THE PIECE OF CHEESE. Wut I definitely didn't type that... WELL this is your Christmas special cause I'm lazy and forgot to write! YAYAYAYA! oh and there won't be a New Years special sooo sorry... school is killing me T^T
~ That kid who writes
(If you got the joke I'm proud)
also I kinda realize there's 2 jokes...
Congrats to @XxlizzyuwuxX for finding Hazbin Hotel
"HA HA, NO" My boi, Alastor
one more to find... HINT Bolding.... oh and Mustache Heroine this one's kinda tricky...
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Too hot for you (Endeavor x reader)
FanfictionYou is have love for the the man with the red hair who is endeavor and also his real name iz Enji I know that's not English but it makes it funny You are in love with Endeavor, the 2nd place hero, you've known him since you went to UA. But his quirk...
