cady approached you after a long day. you blushed as she put her hand on your shoulder. "hey (y/n)"
"what"
"i have a crush on that guy aaron samuels dont tell him"
you wanted to cry as you watched her walk away.
you launched aaron right into the sun. he burned.
you juST DID WHAT YOU HAD TO D O
anyway cady cried and put her head on your shoulder and her tears fell all over you. you held her close and she said to you, "i miss aaron."
"ok"
"can you call janis? i dont have the energy to and i want to talk to her"
"ok"
you called janis and she picked up immediately.
"YO IM PARTYIN HARD RIGHT NOW BRO"
"ARE YOU PLAYING THE HOME DEPOT THEME SONG AT FULL VOLUME ON SPEAKERS"
"YES"
"WHO'S ALL THERE"
"ME AND DAMIAN WANNA COME OVER"
"NO CADY IS SAD"
"OH"
cady asked if she could hold your phone and you let her. she said to janis "aaron is dead. he was shot up into the sun. no one knows how. and im really sad right now janis."
"i get that caddy but here's a tip: if you don't like boys, you can never get sad if they get shot into the sun!"
"WORD" damian screamed
"DAM YOU'RE GAY"
"I KNOW"
"but what if the girl you like got shot into the sun" cady asked
"im gonna have to think about that for a while"
