after indulging in a long day of gay shit with cady heron music's blarin you seen aaron? no, cady said to You, "uh, i really love you, ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea."
"i love you too," you said.
you both were in a bathroom stall bein Gey.
all of a sudden there was a loud knock on the door "YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME YOU'RE EITHER DOING DRUGS OR VERY CONSTIPATED FROM USING DRUGS"
"damian?!" cady opened the door.
"oh thought you were a different new student to Recruit."
"oi, fuck off," you said.
"ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea, i hope you consider going to the dance with me," janis said.
"i'm going with cady?????"
"OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!" damian slammed his head against the wall. "ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea, polyamory is a thing that exists. get both them girls bitch!"
"what?!"
"i'm tellin you man, poly is the way to go."
"ok but in poly they all date. i dont like cady that way 😤" janis said.
"well fuck you then. get that poly sis 😍"
