"NANNNY,"yelled the lazy fuck, also known as the king "I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS AND RADISHES!"
"ONE MINUTE YOUR MAJESTY!" I immediately got to work with out a question. As I pulled out my wand to summon some dead birds Ben, Holly and some ginger pirate dude ran in through the door.
"ELLO ME FRUITY LITTLE FISH-CAKE" bellowed fire pubes
"Ugh, what do you want?" I replied spitefully
"NANNYYYYYY?!" I heard the king yell again
"ONE MINUTE!" I shouted back
"Nanny plum, can we please borrow some bread?" Asked holly sweetly
"Why?" I said looking down at her
"So we can give it to the wise old elf. He's going to go down the great elf tower." Ben said
"Give me 2 minutes."
I Magiced up some radishes and a chicken nuggets (I knew it would taste like shit coz it was made of magic but the king was a fat shit so he probably wouldn't care) and I sent it up to the king.
"Ok how much bread do you need?" I asked suppressing my excitement about seeing the wise old elf.
"5 gallons." Tampon top proclaimed
I ran to the pantry and got the magic picnic basket.
At the great elf tower
I speed walked to the great elf tower, the magic picnic basket behind me. Once we got there I saw the wise old elf. Wow he was so sexy, I thought to myself, how I would love to-. My wounderful train of thought was interrupted by agent orange telling me to get out the bread.
" magic basket please, 5 gallons of bread" I asked the basket. Before I knew it the basket was spewing out bread.
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