America's 51 problems

Chapter 14 *Edit*

Alfred's pov
We all watched them as they walked over to the mirror and knocked on it the Oliver Kirkland falls out

"Hey Ollie" Me and Australia say Ollie waves to us and looks at the two girls

"Oh Poppet I didn't know Spider-cat was with you" he says ignoring the other countries

"Sorry if it freaked you out Ollie" she says while Spider-cat climbed onto her head Ollie then gives Savana and Darian a plate of goodies each

"Non-poisoned of course" Ollie says before going back into the mirror leaving a bunch of confused countries

"That's how we live in England" Darian says to England while everyone else looks mildly worried the Magic Trio looked like they're going to lose their minds

"YOU LIVE WITH THE 2P'S!!!!!" The magic trio yells in unison causing Savana to look around with Darian

"What are you two looking for?" Scotland asked annoyed then Savana and Darian looked at the magic trio with the straightest face they could

"Just trying to figure out who the hell you three think your yelling at" the two of them say together causing the trio to flinch then i noticed that Savana was wearing Allen's bomber jacket, Matt's sunglasses, and Luci's hat

"You really stole those from them?" I asked her causing her to smile

"Alright well it was good to see you two again but we have to go back bye Jett! Bye Alfie!" Savana says staring right at me I glare at her and stand up

"SAVANA!!" I glare at her as she flips me off and goes in to the mirror with Darian following close behind her.

"Ok so that was Savana or the blackmail queen and Darian or the scary bitch" I say knowing that they could still hear me

"Ok but why do they live with the 2ps" England snaps I think

"Well the house is split up in three parts one is for Savana's team the other is for Darian and then in the middle is neutral for countries that dont get involved in their prank wars Darian's side has the following 2p's" I begins then I take a deep breath

"Russia, France, Germany, Estonia, and Romano well that's only cause Flavio wants to dress her up in normal clothes" Australia states while thinking for a minute

"Then the 2p's on Savana's side is America, Canada, Italy, Australia, and...nope that's it everyone else lives in the neutral zone" I explain

"Wait 2p Italy?! Why him?" Romania asks but that just causes said Italian to walk of the mirror and glare

"Luciano what are you doing here?" Australia asked the Italian looked around

"I heard someone talking shit" he says and that causes Australia to almost laugh but hold it in

"Well you can leave now" he says and 2p Italy just nods and walks back into the mirror leaving just us

"Oh shit what time is it?" Australia asked we all looked at our phones

"2:55 why?" Scotland says Australia looks at me and I nod already knowing what he means

"Alright Alfred I'll be back soon" he says walking out the door and leaves to pick the kids up from school then the magic trio looks at me

"We'll continue this talk later" Norway said well shit well then...wonder if it's to late to go steal Savana and have her help me