Dating 101 with Error!

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"Hey Error?" Ink called out. "Wassup squid?" He asked. "Do you remember our first date?" Ink smirked at him.

Error paused and glared at him, "Yea, the day where I got booty raped by a fuxking artist. I'm surprised you didn't paint me in that position." Ink made an unamused expression, "who says I didn't-"

"Imma give you dating tips, okay?" Error said and patted the seat next to him on the couch." "Cool." Ink replied and sat next to him.

"Number 1: don't smash on the first date." Error said. "It'll make them think that you only want them for sex or your a sex addict. UNLESS they act horny and shit." "But you acted horn-" "SHUT UP! I didn't want to be a bottom..okay?"

"Number 2: make sure you keep a conversation up and make them comfortable." "I feel like your aiming for me-" "ITLL make them get to know you better and no awkward silences will become between you two. Make sure you don't give them a bad representation of yourself."

"Number 3: bring them to a fancy place and compliment them." "But what if your poor-" "fancy places are cliche, and most people love cliche stuff. People love compliments too InK!" "I'm sorry! ;-;"

"Number 5: -" "you skipped 4-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP INK!" Ink was hysterically laughing.

"Number 4 mother fucker: Hold their hand. It'll make them get this warm feeling in them and they'll love it." "The warm feeling I gave you in bed-" "THEY will love the attention."

"Number 5: give them a passionate kiss before you leave. Those are cute..to some people. They'll feel appreciated and love-mmm?!" Error was interrupted by Ink kissing him.

Error kissed back of course. Ink leaned back and pressed his forehead against Error's, "I love you glitchy." He held Error's hand. Error smiled, "I love you too you annoying squid-" "hey!"

Stay tuned for dating 101 with Error! ~
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