Author-san: Naruto!!! Help meeeee! The big beast is about to eat me! Wahhhhhhh!
Naruto: Sasuke....!
Sasuke: y-yes dear?
Naruto: I..... TOLD.... YOU..... NOT..... TO..... BULLY.... OUR.... AUTHOR.....!!!!!!!!(starts to chase Sasuke)
Sasuke: I'm sorry!!!
Author-san: you better be duckass!
Sasuke: shut it fore eyes!
Author-san: see! He's bullying me! Wahhhh (ran to Naruto and hugs him)
Sasuke: why you little...!
Naruto: it's okay author-san let's just go and leave this big meanie Sasuke to go and eat ramen
Author-san: yay!(turns to sasuke and stucked out her toung)
Sasuke: Naruto! Whyyyyyyyy
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Sasuke's POV
Ever since I've laid my eyes on naruko I've been stalking her ever since, and since I always hide my chakara thanks to kakashi sensei and not even an ANBU can sense my chakara.
As I kept stalking her, she stopped and started to talk who was she talking to?I moved a little and saw kiba inuzuka!,"Naruko I like you, will you go out with me?"he said blushingly"I'm sorry but I can only date the person I like"said naruko, yeah that's my girl!"than I, kiba inuzuka will make you fall in love with me!"said dog breath.
I moved and accidentally cracked a branch on the ground and she turned her head around "who's there?!" She said then saw me, her eyes showed shockness but carelessness as well, which made my heart clench.
"Fine you caught me" I said as I held both of my hands up high in defeat, kiba then started to run away as he saw me.
I then pinned her against the wall while smirking, I then held her chin up "naruko, you are mine, and mine alone" I said and she started to blush, she started to reach something in her pockets and tried to hit me with the kunai from her pockets.
But I stopped her then held both of her hands above her head "let me go you bastard!" She said as she was squirming around"no, not until you say your mine" I said as she squirmed even more "no, never you ass!" I then kissed her, but then one minute later, I then let my guard down a bit she then bit me, she then started to run at full speed.
"I will never be yours you bastard!" She said as she was now gone, I smirked and licked my lips "oh just wait" I said as I started to walk away now.
Naruko's POV
'THAT JERK! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM! HE STOLE MY FIRST KISS!' I said while ranting"calm down kit, it's just a kiss" Karma said 'JUST A KISS?! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! MY FIRST KISS! AGHHHH' I yelled now red.
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Sasuke:why chu stop there?
Author-san:cause I want to duckass, got a problem?
Sasuke:well duh!
Author-san:well whatever
Naruto:author-chan?
Author-san:yes Naru-chan?
Naruto:will you ever update earlier?
Author-san:yeah
Naruto:ok!
Sasuke:don't listen to her dobe, she'll never
Author-san:well it's not my fault, I have my killua x OC book. And please I have more books then this now calm you tits hmph
Sasuke:brat
Author-san:I'm way older then you bitch
Sasuke:whatever fore-eyes
Author-san:duckass
Sasuke:shortass
Author-san:ass
Naruto:well uhm. They're fighting so I'll just end it myself.
Naruto:see you everyone!
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ANBU kitsune(sasunaru)(On hold)
Romance"Your mission is to protect Sasuke uchiha and to do that I will enroll you at the academy for 3 years and if you object than you can't go to any missions and when you go to the academy act like a deadlast and also an idiot and now your mission begin...
