Tomte: and you wanted a.....a packet of seeds.....
Volos: YES! Thank you!
Tomte: why.....?
Volos: To bring a new variety of crops to my garden
Tomte:......
Volos: If we don't have variety then we would get tired of the things we have now and.....(starts rambling)
Tomte:.....Well you'll never beat the best breeder in the Santa Academy.
Volos:.....who's that?
Tomte:......Me
Volos:.....that's not what youngsters should be doing in school
Tomte:......
Volos: Aren't you young to be doing that
Tomte: (surprised face).....no...I breed animals
Protag: (hears this and yells) TOMTE FUCKS FURRIES
Tomte:......(turns red).....I don't do animals. I just help them find a mate.....
Volos: Oh, so you're like a farmhand
Tomte: Sure....now if you'll excuse me I have more gifts to give.....
(Afterwards)
Tomte to Ded: Next time I'll just give the gifts. Screw what is.
Ded: What happened?
Tomte:......(snaps pencil)...don't ask....
Black Ded: now I'll have to punish you
Tomte: OH COME ON!!!
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Tokyo Afterschool Summoners stuff. (Accepting requests)
FanfictionJust a bunch of x reader and ships. Maybe some little skits. Will contain language and possibly 3 or so sex scenes.
