Squartle, Give Me Your Head

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Joel Barrett : OH ME lil sqartie!!! You've found your backpack!!!

Me : Yes. Your friend, Zack, found it!

Ashton Griffin : Ey, it's been millions since it was found. How could you not know it?

Joel Barrett : Well, 'cause I hadn't been around school lately!

Ashton Griffin : Squarty, you should always carry this Squarty-shellie bag around.

Joel Barrett : Yeah! Willie, don't ya think this bag suits our lil Sqartie the best?

William Kal : Yeah. Very cute LOL~ ^^

Me : What the...

William Kal : W, w...w...wut! I'm just being honest.

Me : Whaaaat the...

Ashton Griffin : Is he out of his mind?

Joel Barrett : (Pretending to throw up) BURRFFFFF...!!!!!!!!

William Kal : What the hell, dudes LOLMAO~

Joel Barrett : (Pretending to make a call on the phone) Hullo? 911? Me friend over here's hurt. Super hurt.

Joel Barrett : Perdon? Hurt where? Hurt his HEAD.

William Kal : Eyyy, cut it~ Lol ^^

Ashton Griffin : Oy, Squartle, be honest. You feel like throwin' up too, right?

Me : (It feels like he's going to be mad, if I don't agree with him...)

Me : Uh... a little?

William Kal : (glares at me)

Me : Oh...! Very... very little?

Me : Oh yeah... Thank you for  yesterday. But are you guys al...right? Did you guys get home safe?

Joel Barrett : Sqartie!! You ranoff leavin' us behind, and you're askin' 'bout it now?

Me : Oh... Sorry.

Joel Barrett : (Handing out his phone) In that sense, your phone numb, plz.

William Kal : (Snatching away the phone) Stop being such a hoe, Joel.

William Kal : And she didn't ran away alone. I was also with her.

Joel Barrett : Let me see... Save name as... 'Sqartie-sqartle'. GOODT! Superb-ie!!

Ashton Griffin : But, who was that guy, yesterday.

Me : Oh, he was my elementary school classmates... He approaches to any girls, like a...

Joel Barrett : A psycho?

Me : Yea.. something like that...?

William Kal : LOL~ look at this piece of dumbsh*t calling someone else a psycho. ^^

Joel Barrett : Hmm~ But that's strange~? But there aren't any 'bad' psychos.

Ashton Griffin : (Hitting Joel) Who's this dumbsh*t's side on!!! Who's a psycho if those f**kers aren't?!!!

Joel Barrett : (Hugging Ashton) OWWIEEE!!!! That hurts!!!!

Joel Barrett : Hee-hee LOLOLOL

After Joel screamed, he held his belly, laughing all of a sudden...and...

Joel Barrett : Good dumbsh*t~ Bad dumbsh*t~ It depends on how you do~ Psychos these dayzz~

Left to the store, with the dollar bill that he stole from Ashton's back pocket.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 18, 2019 ⏰

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