AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111
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I woke up in da Norse's offace on a special gothik coffin. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room.
"Oh mi satan wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.
"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" I yielded.
"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
"Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111" I asked.
Sudenly.......... Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B'lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.
"OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B'lody Mary.
"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.
"Enoby u were almost shot!11" said Serious. "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time."
"But fangz anyway!1" said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!
"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1" I gasped.
"Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." said James.
"Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer."
"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.
"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" I asked gothikally.
"No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." said Profesor Trevolry. "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1"
I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don't get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital's wings wif B'lody Mary, Willow and Vampire.
"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Willow.
"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" giggled Vampire.
"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den...........I gasped............................................. Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.
"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily.
"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.
"No u don't understand!1" screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake's.
"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
"Enoby no!11111" screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.
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My Immortal
HumorMy Immortal, something many claim as the first modern fanfiction published onto the internet. Oddly enough, this trainwreck of a story has an author whose identity remains a secret to this day. My Immortal follows the adventures of Ebony Dark'ness...
