[After talking to Maximus, Cilia and Ozzy are traveling in Cilia's car to get to the spleen. Ozzy is explaining what happened earlier, again.]
Cilia: "So, do you care to repeat your testimony? Give me your full thoughts."
Ozzy: "I was ambushed by three mysterious figures. They came out of nowhere and tried to kill me by having me digested!"
Cilia: "Hmm, three mysterious figures you say..."
Ozzy: "I coulda gave them all a piece of me ya know? They just caught me off guard, that's all."
Cilia: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure." (Rolls her eyes)
Ozzy: "Anyway Cilia, you've got to believe me! It looks like someone wants to kill me... besides you of course."
Cilia: "If that were the case, then who?"
Ozzy: "I'm...not sure. But nobody else could have set me up except for the one who ordered me to go to the stomach in the first place."
Cilia: "Wait, are you saying?-"
Ozzy: "-Maximus set me up!"
[Cilia slams the breaks]
Cilia: "Maximus would never do something like that! I've known him since training school... this doesn't sound like him at all!"
Ozzy: "But Cilia, who else could have done it?! He gave me the order to only listen to his orders; his order almost got me killed! Earlier today, after I told him, he told us to stay patrolling uptown and kicked us out saying he had some 'business' to take care of. Then a few minutes ago, he changed his mind and told us to go pick up some package at the spleen. Doesn't his behavior seem at least a LITTLE suspicious?"
Cilia: "..."
Ozzy: "Cilia?"
Cilia: "Get out, we're at the spleen. Go ahead of me, I'll catch up with you shortly."
Ozzy: "Okay then."
[Ozzy leaves Cilia and approaches a dark deliver truck]
Ozzy: "Hey, are you the delivery guy... or girl? Shoot, I keep forgetting that over 90% of the population are females."
Delivery guy: "Are you Osmosis Jones?"
Ozzy: "Ace detective, Osmosis Jones."
Delivery guy: "Ah, close enough. I'll get your package."
[The guy gets out and grabs a box from the back of his truck. For some reason, he is wearing a mask.]
Ozzy: (To himself) "What's up with this guy? He's making my detective senses tingle!"
Delivery Guy: "Okay, here's the package."
Ozzy: (Reaches out) "Thanks ' '."
Delivery Guy: "Wait, before you go I'll double-check the contents..."
Ozzy: (Tenses up)
[As he opens the package, a beam launches at Ozzy while at the same time, Ozzy manages to snatch off the mask. Too bad Ozzy loses the trade, he is coagulating.]
Ozzy: (Muffled speech)
Delivery Guy: (Speaking on a communicator with his back turned) "Step two of our operation has been a success! Now for the finishing touches..."
Ozzy: (In this thoughts) "Man, I knew not to trust this guy! But who is he? He has to show himself, his mask is next to me."
Delivery Guy: "Okay Jones, let's end this once and for all!"
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Drizzy and Drip: An Out of Body Experience Revised!
FanfictionAlthough episode 14 of the original show is the best, it still has many flaws. Join me as I fix this episode to make it the best that it can be. It's time to make sense out of nonsense!