Drizzy and Drip: An Out of Body Experience Revised!

Chapter 9

Ozzy: "Well, Cilia... we did a pretty good job didn't we? It's so nice to see the city remain healthy..."

Cilia: "Be honest, you miss Hector, don't you?"

Ozzy: "Sigh...yes. I know it doesn't make sense; Christine is so nice and comfy. I mean, it feels great not having to deal with lethal invaders every episode! But I..."

Cilia: "...Want to make Hector like this?"

Ozzy: "Exactly!"

Cilia: "Jones...Ozzy, I don't know much about you; other than you're annoying, cocky, arrogant..."

Ozzy: "Have mercy, please!"

Cilia: "But you are certainly Hector's annoying cell. I bet your detective work saved him countless of times."

Ozzy: "Ha, you bet! Well, along with my friends of course. Sigh, but there's nothing I can do about that. I'll just be the best immunity cell Christine has ever had! But if I could go back to Hector, I would. Anyway, this is pretty depressing. Why do you care?"

Cilia: (Talking to her communicator) "NOW!"

Ozzy: "Cilia, what's happening?! And why are you taking the jet scooter?!"

Cilia: "Goodbye, ace detective." (Blows a kiss)

Ozzy: "Wait!"

[Ozzy tries to move, but his feet are stuck in the snot. Cilia waves as she zooms further inside the nasal cavity.]

Ozzy: "Hey I know this feeling...! She's about to sneeze!"

[After a moment, Ozzy comes to a realisation.]

Ozzy: "Ah, I see you. You ain't that slick girl! Thanks Cilia, you're the best!"

[On the outside, Christine and Hector just finished a swim race. Similar scene to the one at the end of the original episode.]

Christine: "Looks like I won again, Hector!"

Hector: "That was just a warm-up! Let's do best of 5!"

Christine: "Okay, you're on-!" "Oh no, I feel a- Achoo!"

[Ozzy is launched out of Christine's nose and is inhaled by Hector.]

[After arriving back into Hector, Ozzy goes back to his agency to find Drix.]

Ozzy: "Hey what's the deal here Drix? You just gonna erase my name out our agency like that?"

Drix and Maria: "Ozzy?!"

Ozzy: "That's right, I'm back; came in with a big sneeze! I see that nothing much has changed in the city..."

Drix: "It's great to see back and in good shape! You still owe me some money."

Ozzy: "Darn, you still remember that?"

Maria: "Come on Drix, he just got here! So Ozzy, tell us about your adventure. I've always wanted to know how life was like inside a girl!"

Drix: "Also, did you happen to see any pills like me? Haven't seen my colleagues in ages!"

Ozzy: "Guys guys, hold your questions; I'll answer all of them eventually! Are you ready, it's a pretty long story."

Maria and Drix: "Yes!"

Ozzy: "Okay, here goes! Upon arriving, I met a couple of lovely ladies; however one of their members were crazy! Her name is..."

Mayor Santorini: "...Cilia, how did it go?"

Cilia: "Excellent! Operation D.O.J. (Deport Osmosis Jones) was a success. I waited for him to give consent, just like you asked."

[Setting: the city hall, the mayor's office. Cilia and Mayor S are meeting.]