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Dean Girls

Bobby: You see that blue-eyed one over there? He's one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Jody sat next to him in English last year.
Jody: He asked me how to spell orange.
Bobby: That tall one over there? That's Sam Winchester.
Jody: He's totally rich because his dad won a lawsuit against Azazel.
Bobby: Sam Winchester knows everyone's business. He knows everything about everyone.
Jody: That's why his hair is so long. It's full of secrets.
Bobby: And evil takes form in Crowley. Now he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Jody: He's the queen bee. The other two are just his little workers.
Bobby: Crowley... How do I even begin to explain Crowley?

Ruby: Crowley is flawless
Meg: He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus
Lillith: I hear his hair's insured for $1000
Alastair: I hear he does car commercials... In Purgatory
Samhain: His favourite movie is Con Air
Lucifer: One time he met Marina Diamandis on a plane, and told him he was handsome
Abaddon: One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.