monday, 5:03 pm
dickhead: hi again
dickhead: why did you stop texting me yesterday
212-333-0657: because you're annoying
dickhead: and how am i annoying? :-)
212-333-0657: first of all because you keep using that stupid fucking emoji
212-333-0657: and you won't even tell me who you are you could be a serial killer for all i know
dickhead: i may not be a serial killer
dickhead: but i am a lady killer :-)
212-333-0657: that's it i'm blocking you
dickhead: you know you love me :-)
212-333-0657: i don't love people who still use aol messenger emojis
dickhead: maybe if you got to know me a little betterr you would love me
212-333-0657: i would like to know your name first
dickhead: patience, young grasshopper.
212-333-0657: holy shit you're dumb
dickhead: here, let's make a deal. if i tell you my name, you'll tell me yours.
212-333-0657: fine. my names alissa.
dickhead: that's such a pretty name. i know a girl named alissa. i'm luke
212-333-0657: well i'm glad we're past that part now. but i'm still not changing your name in my phone.
dickhead: and what is it now?
212-333-0657: dickhead.
dickhead: lovely.
