dickhead: wait i don't know what you look like
dickhead: i need to know before i call you my girlfriend :-)
liss: if you keep using that smiley theres no way in hell i'll ever be your girlfriend
dickhead: lol but really send me a picture
dickhead: and don't catfish me. i know you're probably pretty, but i know for sure you're not a brazilian model
liss: i won't catfish you i promise
*new picture message from liss*
dickhead: holy
liss: ok i knew i was ugly but not that ugly
dickhead: you're not ugly you're beautiful. so beautiful i'm literally nervous
liss: ok weeklychris
dickhead: all jokes aside, you are really pretty
liss: ok now send me a picture of you
dickhead: i can't
liss: ok now im worried that you're catfishing me
dickhead: i just can't send you a picture
liss: you're a pussy, dickhead
dickhead: i'm pretty sure that's kinda a contradiction
liss: ok then you're a pussy, luke
dickhead: now we're talking :-)
liss: god i hate you
dickhead: maybe i will send you a picture
dickhead: but you're going to have to wait
liss: why do you always do this? i just wanna know who you are
dickhead: you already know me better than anyone in the world
