Sam Smith :Unknown Love

So There's This Guy.....

      Sam can't believe that with all his fame he found a date. He didn't use Tindr or Grindr. Sam felt so lucky to have found Amadeus.

      Amadeus asked Sam out on a date. Sam didn't have any problem accepting a date. Plus, you don't really have a wide variety of people to date if you're gay and touring. Your options are gay men that have a job that brings them to tour with you.

       Sam and Amadeus went to a private dinner set for Hell's Kitchen. Chef Gordon Ramsay greeted them personally and told them that he would be yelling very often, so don't be alarmed. All in all they had a great night. Sam just felt that Amadeus was too bitchy. He really seemed to enjoy watching the cooks get yelled at. He kept saying his dish was too salty, too sweet, too hot, too cold, underseasoned, or some other far-fetched excuse to send the meal back. These young cooks just wanted careers. How dare Amadeus take it upon hisself to ruin their self-confidence. And Sam thought he had OCD!

        Sam and Amadeus didn't talk too much during the supper anyway.

       There was one big problem with the date. Amadeus invited Sam, Correct? Of course he did! So, why did Amadeus expect Sam to pay for BOTH their meals? Sam understands he has money now and all, but if you invite someone out on a date, you pay! Sam would've been fine with just paying for his meal. So that's what he did! Amadeus was dumbfounded.

        Sam was in a horrible predicament now. He had no real options beside dating a co-worker. Now he's stuck with him. It takes too many motions to have Amadeus fired. Sam seriously isn't that petty. He just had to dodge Amadeus. Yeah, dodging someone on your own tour would take the fun out of it. Sam decided to pretend that it never happened.

       But that doesn't mean Amadeus ever let Sam live it down. He became quite an issue! Everymorning Amadeus made it a point to announce how much his breakfast cost. He'd do the same at brunch, tea time, lunch, and supper.

      Sam went back to his No Dates Policy with an even more strict commitment. No more impulsive, passive agressive, men with attitudes. He decided that he would get to know someone before he got all "in love" again.