Innocent Quotes

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Ace: Ok Jayden for your birthday I bought you Netflix.

Jayden: Oh thanks! I was getting tired of sharing an account with Yarrow.

Ace:

Ace: You just wanted an account?

Jayden: Yes what did you buy me?

Ace:........Netflix.

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AUUT: Alright,open up.

Cc: It all started when I went to school.

AUUT: No wait that's not what I meant.

Ace: No wait let Ma finish Dad.

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Cc: Oh god this is the second worst mistake I've made.

Yarrow: When was your first worst mistake?

Cc: How old are you again?

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Yarrow: Step one be straight.

Girl: *walks by*

Yarrow: Failed step one.

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AUUT: I love you Cc.

Cc: I've grown attached to you I guess.

AUUT:

AUUT: We've been married for 30 years.

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[Someone bulling Yarrow.]

Ace to bully: I can strangle you right now.

Bully: You aren't tall enough.

Ace: You're sunk low enough for me to reach.

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[The kids that the first day of school]

Teacher: Ok introduce yourselves.

Cie: Hi I'm Cie and I regret asking for siblings.

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Yarrow: Hey Blume you have nice hands.

Blume: Well thank you.

Yarrow: I bet they'll look even better wrapped around my-

Ace: *kicks the door open* WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE!! PRAISE THE LORD!! AMEN!!!!

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