A Luigi and Sans Undertale Erotica
It was a pretty uneventful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mario Bros had been marioing around, as per usual; jumping, punching, gaming, coining, goombing, karting, mario partying, breathing. Except today, tensions were on the rise. And so were... schlongs.
Luigi had had enough of being treated as second hand pipe while Mario got his dick wet at Peach's castle. Luigi lusted longfully for his brother's short, fat salami which, he thought, went unappreciated inside Peach's Coochie. All Luigi longed for was to feel Mario's lush unmaintained Italian Herb Garden against his twinky fupa. It was also his secret passion to pluck some of the herbs off and sprinkle them in a pizza pie. It did smell and taste oh so scrumptious.
After yet another day of Mario whoring around Peach's Vagina like the huge fat slut he is, Luigi decided to get some pipe of his own. Luigi sat patiently at the table of the Bros residence, waiting for his aloof brother to finally slink in, overalls agape.
"Holy Shell," Mario sighed. "Peach-a has-a some goot poosy". Luigi slammed his fist on the table. "WHY-A DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS-A TO ME" Luigi screamed. "WHY-A DO YOU PIPE PEACH WHEN YOU COULD-A PIPE ME INSTEAD?"
"MAYBE IT'S-A BECAUSE-A YOU ARE MY FUCKING BROTHA YOU ABSOLUTE INBRED KOOPA FUCKER!!!"
"OH? SO WHAT?! SEMEN IS THICKER THANA BLOOD!" The green twig storms out into the breezy Minecraft night. He's a simple man: Luigi sees a pipe, he has to use it someway, somehow. However, this pipe was different: it was black and pixellated. Luigi, in his rage, plunged in anyway.
The descent took Lugia approximately 72 hours. Along the way, he had no other choice than to soil his knickers. Thankfully, the large amounts of excrement softened the fall when his tiny twink ass kissed the hard ground, making Luigi pass out.
After several hours, Luigi woke up to find himself being carried by a large masculine figure with a deep voice. When his vision became clear, he noticed that the creature carrying him appeared to be a skeleton. Despite this, Luigi found him extremely beefy and arousing.
The skeleton man noticed Lugia's 3.3 inch stiffy, poking through his overalls.
"Hehe. Whatcha got there?" said the boney being. "Name's Sans by the way." Sans put Luigi's boner back in his overalls to save it for later.
Luigi looked up at him with large koopa eyes. When he first laid eyes upon the fleshless man, Luigi immediately knew how much he wanted to be boned by him. He knew what he needed to do.
Luigi fell limp into Sans' arms. Sans carried him to his house, which smelled of old socks and ball sweat. The skeleton gently laid Luigi's frail, injured, shitted body on the old frumpy sofa. Luigi, still pretending to be crippled, let Sans pull his clothes off his body and wipe his soiled bum. Sans pulled some clothes from under the sofa to clothe Luigi, pulling ridiculously large sweatpants over his hips and an elephant-sized cum-stained sweatshirt over his chest like a blanket. "Hehe" Sans said.
Sans Undertale brought his new friend a steaming cup of piss, freshly urinated from his nonexistent balls. Luigi happily sighed and took a giant gulp of the peepee. Hehe. Sans thought. I wonder what else could fit in his mouth.
Suddenly, Sans straddled Luigi's recovering body, spilling the hot piss all over Luigi's still pulsating wiener. Luigi groaned in painful pleasure, pulling Sans' sweaty sweatpants down to reveal an enormous, 8.4 inch fleshy transparent blue tentacle-esque monster dong.
With an animalistic thrust, Sans plunged his entire blue mass into Luigi's miniscule virgin butthole. Luigi shrieked, having never even imagined something large enough to tickle his throat could feel so satisfying.
A barbaric sensation took over Luigi to fight back. He pushed himself out from underneath Sans' hulking body. When the skeleton penis pulled out of his asshole, Mr. Undertale twirled his massive penis-tip around Luigi's now swollen anus, edging him unbearably. The green brother kneeled down and eyed the humongous sausage for a moment, then plunged his mouth onto it. Him and his giant nose bobbled every time Luigi filled his throat with cock. His speed increased like the difficulties in Mario Kart. Sans moaned in overwhelming desire. His sharp finger-bones latched onto Luigi's breasts as his dick was getting vacuum-suctioned by the ghost-hunter himself. Sans' engorged penis swelled as it filled with cum. Not slowing down, Luigi kept inhaling the blue spring roll like a black hole.
Finally, Sans entered a seizure-like state, his dick erupting with what could only be described as Blue Flavored™ Gatorade®. Luigi hungrily gulped down the liquid as it spilled across his bulbous nose and cheeks. Wanting to return the favor, Sans flipped Luigi on his stomach and spread his hairy Italian buns. His sharp boney fingers pulled apart the porky layers of Luigi's butthole and slipped in his long, slimy reptilian tongue. Luigi felt the writhing sensation reach all the way up his colon. Groaning lustfully, Luigi's tiny throbbing cock let out string after string of silky Mountain Dew-colored seed. As Sans loosened Luigi's asshole more and more, he soon replaced his tongue with his now slightly softer, still engorged monster cock. Sans wanted to leave his new fuck buddy with something to remember, so he forced himself to ejaculate once more, this time into Luigi's soft, tender, fertile butt. Green Mario felt the cold, sticky substance fill his orifice and moaned with exhaustion. Sans moaned into Luigi's mouth, kissing him Frenchly. Luigi felt bits of feces in his mouth, but that didn't bother him. He felt so lucky to find himself more satisfied than Mario could ever imagine. Take-a that, Peach Ass, he thought to himself.
Nine months later, Luigi gave birth to an atrocious baby boy.
"What shoulda we a-name him?" Luigi asked, holding the baby.
"Hehe... how about... Chad."
"Oh Em Gee" Luigi said. "It's-a perfect." He gives a chef's kiss to his bumboy.
"Hehe, that's all folks!"
