PART 7: Coffee. (Sneaky snek and magic hands)

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A/N: I love Melanie Martinez: BOOCKY'S POV:

WELLL shoot. I've got a crush on the pigeon boi. And I've fallen deep in the gay hole. And there is no going out now! All I can do now is hope the feelings go away. In the meantime I'll go get coffee. Mmm cofe. Sounds goooood. I turn over to... SEE SAM?! holy guacamole. I kick him off the bed. "PERVERT! CREEP! WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON MY BED!?"

" Well ask YOURSELF! Idoit! You asked me. You said you were gonna be lonely!!! And owww! " He yelled. Oh did I? I don't remember. Oh well.  Well "I'm going to get Coffee, wanna come bird?" I ask him, while helping him up back on my bed. "No, I can't, I have to take a shower and get ready because my Parents and sister wants me over. And they want me to bring a little someone." He looks over at me. Oh? Me? "Oh okay. Ill be back then. Want anything? Bird seeds?" I jokingly say.

         "Yeah I'll have a cake pop and a vanilla bean pleaseeeeeee. And thank you. But you better be quick. We have until 3:00. Its 11:00." He tells me. I respond with "Oh! Thats enough time. Okay bye!" I say as I get up. "Be safe! And don't take so long!" He yells "Okay Daddy!" I yell back. Wait shoot. I didn't mean daddy, i meant dad or maybe even mom. Frick frackle. Oh well.

          I arrive at the Coffee shop and was shot.              With the smell of coffee. (hahahahaha i got youuu) I wait in line, where was only one person in front. I go up to the cashier to only see "Wanda? Magic hand girl?" I ask. Is it? "Bucky? Greasy hair boy 2?" She asks "Oh! It is you! You work here now?! That's awesome!" I say, happily. Maybe she can help with my problems. "Yep. Guess who also works here! LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" She yells for him.  (Yep thats right. I went snpitty snap and brought loki back) He comes over "What do you want Wanda?- Oh. You. Aren't you like, both Captain America's boyfriend?" He ask I chuckle a small chuckle. "No." "Oh okay. Well i got to go make a order and spell their name wrong so. Bye." He hurries to the back. "So what would it be?" She asks. "Black coffee. Two cake pops and a vinalla bean. Please." I say kindly as I pull some money out. "5.00$ and 67 cents. A seinor discount for our dinosaur here. " She jokes. "Hahaha very funny. Only Sam gets to call me that. " I say seriously. "Oh! He gives you Pet names. " she says "WHA- N-" I was about to say until "Hey! You're holding up the line Connor Murphy." Some Karen shouts behind me. "Okay well call you when its ready." She says as the rings me up. I hand her 6.00$ and tell her to keep the change. Then I sit down to get a message.

'Hey Dinosour everything okay?" Sam texts. 'Yeah whatever Mom.' I reply with 'Oh? What happened with Daddy' He texts back. D a n g. . Don'timaginehimsayingit Don'timaginehimsayingit Don'timaginehimsayingit Don'timaginehimsayingit. Then I hear a "Bucky Barnes!" And I go up to get the two drinks and cake pops. I see that my name is spelled wrong and is "Funky Boones." Well i mean Loki has to do his Job.

I walk home. I set down the drinks and cakepops. I check the time to see its 1:00 that's okay 2 hours is enough. "BIRDDDDDD. GET YOUR FEATHERS OVER HEREEEEE!!!!!!" I yell out to Sam. He comes in Shirtless. All of my blood fell to my crotch. "IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS WHAT WERE YOU DOING. And thanks." This bird- "I have enough time. I'll take a 30 minute shower then get ready. Everything will be okay." I assured him. "Okay okay. I gotta go put a shir- OH MY THOR." He yelled. (666 words) "WHAT! WHAT IS IT?!" I yelled back. Instead he just laughs. Oh god I think he noticed.

"Pfffft- woah there Bucky. Imma just go." And he ran to his room laughing. Well I have to get ready I grabbed some nice clothes, and towels. Took at shower. Man I can't stop thinking about Sam. His funny jokes, silly smile, big gap teeth. Well I brush my teeth and get dressed. "BUCKY IT'S 2:30 HURRY UP!" I quickly brush my hair and run out with Sam. "Finally once in your life you look good" He says. "Haha." I roll my eyes.


A/n: okay hi. Sorry I took a decade. Hahahagagagaga see what I did there.
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Holy crap I am so sorry I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS A MONTH AGO WTF please don't leave I love y'all

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