chicken nugget
stolen goat
jouno
t-rex (demon doggo)
DEMON BULBASAUR (curse)
Betty
Jarold
Crazy demon ex wife (jerolds)
Demon doll that will kill me
Dead baby
...the stuffed pro wrestler (a monkey)
Mow
The die
What ever keeps stealing my books...
Non existent husky
Non existent bird
Non existent snake
My brothers imaginary friend
Tim
Me
The fucking chipmunk
The deer
The pig
Monstera
The other plants
Fern
Ficus
The spider family (all 67 generations)
The ghost mice
The old apartment cockroaches
The old apartment rat (Mike)
Broken ninja turtle
The Illuminati
My pigeon brother
My obviously gay brother (™)
My very frogetable little sister
The ten year old 23? Year old (my aunt)
My robot grandma
The weird old guy who married into this mess of a family
My mom
My bald dad
The non master roshi hermit crabs
The close to death fish
My mom's friend that we keep inviting to live with us to get out of a abusive relationship but never does
Good knife
Fake wood knife
The coffee pot
______________
The good grandpa
"Mimi" (I don't really know...)
Abuela (technically our other grandma that tried to steal me and my brother)
The few months older "aunt"
The few months older "uncle"
The beach uncle
Dead great grandad that made us miss Halloween
The vacuum
The car
The van
The in jail mini car
Helga
The really old car that I somehow remember
The bed bugs
The hopefully dead cat (Colby)
All the crazy old ladies
And yeah... That's my family tree!
(At the start it wasn't a joke)
[Also I put ______where it was the people that don't live with us]
OH AND CRAZY PHILL!
