Friendship Bullshit

How it all started

Akahana:
I am no fucking liberal,
you fucking chucklefuck

Duragon:
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LIBERAL

Akahana:
FUCKING LOOK IT UP, YOU FIEND

Duragon:
I DONT UNDERSTAND
THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION

Akahana:
Hahaha
Duragon:

Duragon:
Reuben took a selfie

Akahana:
Why dont you ask the dog if he understands the dIcTiOnArY dEfInItIoN
Oof
Good for him

Duragon:
Because he's four ducking
hours away from me
fucking*

Akahana:
Just send him a text jesus fuck

Duragon:
The fucker doesn't speak English
The only English phrase he knows is when you shout "NO" at the top of your lungs

Akahana:
So text him in woof woof bark bark

Duragon:
That's racist

Akahana:
Are you sure about that
Cause he technically isnt a part of any human race
He isn't even really human

Duragon:
That's being rude to his language

Akahana:
He's more doggish if you ask me
Either way it isn't racist tho

Duragon:
You are disrespecting his communication methods

Akahana:
You're the one that's over here about to text a fucking dog

Duragon:
You're the one telling me to text a ducking dog
Fucking*

Akahana:
You're the one who doesnt understand the dictionary definition of the term liberal

Duragon:
You're the one who stereotyped my dogs communication methods with "woof woof bark bark"

Akahana:
Yea

Duragon:
We're both dumbasses in this situation

Akahana:
Because I'm high rn and I have bad impulse control
True
This entire argument started by texting a dog

Duragon:
It did

Akahana:
Damn
We're fucking stupid

Duragon:
We are
I can't wait to go over this tomorrow or just ever

Akahana:
Yea

Duragon:
Oh my god what if we put our messages on a wattpad book or something
With some exceptions of course but like

Akahana:
That would be hilarious
Like what
Is there stuff that really needs filtering

Duragon:
Like if we ever have personal conversations that we don't want public to see

Akahana:
Oh yea
I mean no one would know that it was us anyways

Duragon:
True

Akahana:
Unless welp it our fucking first and last names
And our age

Duragon:
We may be dumbasses but we aren't that dumb

Akahana:
Then everybody would know or would be able to know
I hope not
Like fuck that would be stupid

Duragon:
What would the title be

Akahana:
Friendship Bullshit

Duragon:
Yes

And that was how it started