Aries: "OH SHIT"
Taurus: "Imao fuck my life"
Gemini: "...oh"
Cancer: "might as well give up now"
Leo: "lol don't care"
Virgo: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HAD DONE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT"
Libra: *chillin*
Scorpio: "hahahhahhahaaa shit"
Sagittarius: "life goes on"
Capricorn: *actually able to fix problem*
Aquarius: "what the actual fuck"
Pisces: *cries*