Just you and me {Jay x reader}

Danplan but tiktok type

Jay: aYo, I'm a sociopath but I don't really hide it checkkk

Y/n: Jay nO-

Jay: JAY YES

Dan: hosuh stay away from jaY-

Hosuh: Dan my boyfriend has white stuff
Dan: okay give him heads and shoulders
Hosuh: but what if- he doesn't have shoulders?..
dan: Hosuh there is n--....H O S U H

Jay: aYo, really hot girlfriend check *slides phone to y/n*
Y/n: hm- oH- uHH-

Stephen: mm hosuh-

Hosuh: mmm Stephen- wait what does that mean-