Ughhh I hate this! Akalain mo pinasuot ako ni mom ng bistida at yung cleavage ko kita talaga jusq.
My mom: Beshhh! Long time no see!
Her friend: Omg beshh ang fit mo pa hanggang ngayon. Samantalang ako ito may mga fats na.
Hay ito nanaman ang mga kuwentong pangkaibigan.
My mom: Oh kamusta na pala anak mo?
Me: (whispers) Mom what the heck!
Her friend: Uy ang laki na pala ni Katie ah. At mas lalong gumanda pa.
My mom: Syempre kanino pa ba magmamana, edi sakin.
Ewww...Iwan ko kay mommy
Her friend: Ay nandito na pala anak ko...Mag usap muna kayo Katie
(Shocked)
Ezekiel: ...
Katie: (What the hell!?)
YOU ARE READING
The Unknown
Romance🌺Two people brought together by faith. Ps.this was actually published last year. And this one's a boring one so I recommend you to not to read this lmao.