Albert, Demon Rat, Sammy, Su tart and Earthworm Sally were at the beach. Su tart says, "Who's this chick?" Earthworm Sally says, "Who's this guy?" Albert says "Earthworm Sally spreads diseases from Florida to Cali, and Su tart got famous, because of his story." Albert and Sally chilled, Demon Rat swam, and Su tart and Sammy surfed. Sally say Su tart's buldge. Su tart and Sally get interested in eachother, so they decided to go on a date. Su tart wears a SUIT ART. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGGHAHAHAGHZGFuysfjgdsrctbkw7rn. Sally says, "You know when people say someone's looking like a snack, well you're a bacon so I could call you a snack." Su tart says, "I've never been in the presence of such a beautiful woman." Sally says, "You're so sweet Su tart."
Su tart invites Sally to his house. Sally asks, "Can I get some food?" Su tart says, "That's fine." When Sally was walking to the fridge Su tart say her big juicy ass and thinks, "She's DUMMY THICC" When Sally gets back she sees his buldge and says, "Su tart, I can see your buldge." Sally pulls down his pants and reveals his 11.982222222221341414134 inch dick. Sally says, "It's so big!" Sally starts sucking on his colossal cock. Su tart jizzes in Sally's mouth without warning. Sally asks, "Do you want more?" Su tart replies, "Y-y-yes." Sally says, "Well, go on." Su tart says, "O-o-ok." Su tart starts POUNDING Sally's pussy, every thrust felt better than the last. Sally says, "Su tart, it feels so good." Su tart reaches his climax.
Su tart wakes up, and looks over at Sally. Sally kisses him, and says, "Hey Su tart." Su tart says, "Hey Sally, good to see you." Sally says, "You look tired" Su tart says, "We were awake a little late yesterday." Sally says, "That was a really great day." Su tart says, "I gotta go to work." Sally says, "Do you really need to go?" Su tart says, "I won't be gone for long Sally." Sally says, "Bye, I love you."
Su tart was in a new movie called "Vegetables Hulk Shits on a Frying Pan" Su tart says, "Me the will go store." Vegetables Hulk says, "NO, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR PAN!!!!" Su tart says, "NOOO!!!!" Vegetables Hulk shits on his frying pan. Su tart says, "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegetables Hulk says, "Teehee, fuck you." Su tart pulls out a FUCKING shotgun and shoots him. Su tart says, "YEAH, FUCK YOU FUCKING BROCCOLI BASTARD!!!!!"
Su tart gets back home. Sally says, "SU TART YOU'RE BACK!", and hugs him. Su tart says, "Hey Sally,' I see you're very happy to see me. Su tart and Sally sit down. Su tart says, "Sally, you are the best person I've ever met." Sally says, "Oh Su tart, you're so sweet." Su tart starts to fall asleep. Sally says, "Must've been a long day huh?" Su tart says, "The movie was a nightmare to act in." Sally says, "Oh Su tart, don't worry about it."
Green Screen Man comes out of the sky and says, "Hello my niBBas, I be take control, hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah." Su tart says, "GOD DAMMIT, FUCK THAT GUY!" Sally says, "We need help to take that guy down." Su tart and Sally go to Albert's house. Albert says, "I know, I can help you, get in the car." They get in the car. Albert drives to the Mcdonalds™ drive thru and asks, "Can I get a Big Mac™?" Su tart asks, "The world is ending , BUT YOUR GETTING A FUCKING BIG MAC™!?" The Mcdonalds™ employee says, "So4ry ni bof maf™." Albert says, "Understandable, have a great day." The Mcdonalds™ employee says, "Naj, lol jk.", and gives him the Big Mac™. Su tart asks, "HOW IS A BIG MAC™ GONNA HELP US!? LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?" Albert says, "Don't worry, it's gonna come in handy."
They made it to Green Screen Man's mansion. A speaker plays a message that says, "You assholes were able to make it to my mansion, so you gotta kill my minions... AND YOU WONT!!!" Su tart says, "Of course we will, his minions wont be hard to kill." They go into the first room. There was a lime green bunny with a knife, but Albert just walked over and stepped on it.Green Screen Man said, "That was just the first room, there are 68 other rooms."
In the second room there was a ninja in lime green. Su tart says, "Why the fuck did we go from rabbit to ninja?" The ninja runs over and punches Su tart. Su tart says, "You're probably the shittiest ninja ever.", and kicked him the dick. Everybody just beat the shit out of him, and leave. In the third room the rest of the rooms there was green things. I'm the 69th room there was Blue Screen Man. He says, "All of you GAY R****DS (Blue Screen Man is evil, that is why he says a slur here) cannot defeat me!" They just threw him out the window and jumped on him.
Su tart says, "Where could the real place be." Sally says, "Probably the big lime green castle." Su tart says, "That would make sense." They go over to the big green castle.
they get 2vh the mansin and Grn Scren Man says, "This one has 420 rom, that is differ funny numbre." The got thru da 420 roms. They got to the doar, and could hear Gren Crens Man beat he meat and Mario say, "YAHOO" They say, "WHAT FUCK?" Grnscrensdf sdnbn stops jacking off and says, "You can come in now." They go in. Green Screen Man says, "I KILL YOU! I KILL ALL OF YOU!" Green Screen Man's power doesn't even work to anybody other than him and Adam (one of Albert's editors). They throw the Big Mac™ at him and he dies. They are hailed as heroes.
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