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yoonmin :-)

Meow meow: yah Jimin- ah.
Jamlessboi:wae my kitty?
Meow meow:I'm not a kitty you pussy.
Jamlessboi:yeah yeah....so whats up?
Meow meow:isnt Jungkook with you?
Jamlessboi:yeh what bout it?
Meow meow: a girl is in our dorm knocking and she said her name is y/f/n....
Jamlessboi:wait isn't that taehyung's cousin?
Meow meow:no my cousin.of course taehyung's cousin you idiot
Jamlessboi:hehehe sorre...I'll ask gukkie
Meow meow:are you flirting with him?!
Jamlessboi:no? Wae?
Meow meow:nothing.
Jamlessboi: you aren't jealous are you?;-)
Meow meow: just ask jungkook...This y/n girl is already mad.
Jamlessboi:don't worry meow meow....I mean kitten (fuk I'm cringing so bad) you'll get you're punishment later.
Meow meow:PARK JIMIN!!!!THIS IS YOUR JIN HYUNG!!!!!!I'LL WHOOP YOUR JIBOOTY UP TO SPACE UNTIL IT'S RED YOU LITTLE B-

Jin irl be like while texting our mochi: