[bts jOkEs]

bts in trouble

Principal:ms.Kim....Mr.Kim..I wanted to call you because of your son.......
Ms.Kim: wae?
Mr.Kim: whatever he did.......I'm so sorry....but what did he do?
Principal: jin......mind telling them?
Jin: *sassy voice* ah no thanks
Principal: OK then...I'll tell them...ms.Kim...Mr.Kim.......jin....uhmmm......shaved his classmates hair off......
Ms.Kim/Mr.Kim:wHAt
Jin:*sassy voice,again* I did that because she said I had no sass so I shaved her nonsense hair off to show mah sass

Principal: *sigh* Mr.min....
Mr.min: ne?
Principal: your son.....
Mr.min: hm?
Principal:he is always asleep in class.....
Mr.min: good job son *sleeps*
Yoongi: *snores*
Principal: now I know where he gets it.....

Principal: there is something wrong with hoseok....
Mr./ms.Jung: what?
Principal: he is always kicking his classma-
Hoseok:*kicks principal* no I DONT
Hoseok be like:

Principal: your son broke his classmate's neck.....
Ms.Kim: no he didn't
Mr.Kim:our son is innocent
*principal looks at joonie*
Principal: Mr.Kim?
Mr.kim:ne?
Principal:ms.Kim?
Ms:Kim: hm?
Principal:look at your son....
Namjoon:I'm cool....look at my glasses* tries to wear glasses*

Namjoon: oop-

Principal: this happened.....

Principal: and he said....it was a "accident"
Jimin: IT IS A ACCIDENT

principal:taehyung.....did this..in live stream

Mr.Kim: taehyung.....
Ms.Kim: you.....
Mr.Kim/ms.Kim: BRAT
Taehyung be like:

Principal: Mr.jeon...ms.jeon....jungkook...*sigh*

principal: he did that instead of praying....
Mr.jeon/ms.jeon: GOOD JOB SON

Principal:I QUIT THIS JOB