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Minho: I'll speak french between your legs
Jisung: that's the hottest thing someone's ever said to me
Seungmin: I'm just picturing someone yelling BONJOUR up your ass
Junghee: SACRE BLEU MONSIEUR ASSHOLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Changbin: none of you should EVER have sex
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Junghee: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Felix: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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Junghee: I'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while I was in the shower
Junghee: and the burglar saw me in there,
Junghee: fully clothed
Junghee: and eating my chips.
Changbin: Junghee. Wtf.
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Chan: who the fuck ate my fries? I will ki-
Junghee: I did, sorry Oppa :<
Chan: -ss you and ask you if you want more, honey, it's okay take as many as you want
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Junghee: *puts honey in her tea* hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
Minho: do you take constructive criticism for your sentences.
Junghee: I absolutely do not.
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Chan, to Jeongin: we don't use bad words in this house.
Junghee, in another room: MOTHERFUCKER.
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*baby crying noises coming from the next room*
Cable guy: how old's your kid?
Chan: that's Junghee, she's 18
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